Top Ten Stupidest Warning Messages

Cazaam
These are on some of the products people buy, Anyway, they are all stupid and shouldn't exist.

The Top Ten

1 Warning: Remove child before folding (Pushchairs)

Failure to do so counts as child abuse... Is anyone really this stupid? - Cazaam

I'm glad I'm not the daughter of any mindless mother who would fold the chair while I'm in it...

I already squashed a kid. - AlphaQ

Squashed child anyone?

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2 Warning: Pepper spray causes eye irritation (Pepper Spray)

No, there are some ignorant fellows who would try to experiment with pepper sprays and hence the warning message. Pepper when used for fum can be really dangerous. Warning message is justifiable. - Kiteretsunu

Dude someone at my friends school pepper sprayed the whole damn tuckshop! - AlphaQ

Well, that's what it's used for... - Cazaam

NO, YOU DON'T SAY!

3 Warning: This costume does not enable flight (Superman costume)

There are some rabid comic fans who would try out using the costume for umm.. practical purposes. Cases of death from falling have been registered which includes kids trying to fly like their superhero counterparts. The company can't take any risks you know. - Kiteretsunu

Reality sucks doesn't it? Especially when you've already jumped off a building without reading this first.
If you think a cheap Superman costume will give you the ability to fly you deserve to die. No offence. - Cazaam

One out of a hundred kids actually need this warning. - Animefan12

You can fly. Here I'll drop you. - AlphaQ

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4 Warning: This product moves when used. (Scooter)

Everybody, we must glue our selves and animals to the ground, after burning everything else that provides transportation! It's dangerous to move!

Well, so do cars and buses! The whole concept of transport is dangerous! - PositronWildhawk

Oh really? That's an odd thing for a scooter to do! - PopcornPelican

That's what its for

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5 Warning: Contains peanuts (Packet of peanuts)

I thought it contained Reese's Puffs. - Merilille

Really? Thanks dude! I thought it had Banana Cream Soda Pop Chocolate Brownie Potato in it!

Then how come I found gunpowder and nuclear waste in mine? - IAmNotARobot

I thought it contained broccoli. - AlphaQ

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6 Warning: May cause drowsiness (Sleeping Pills)

Yes, that's why I took it. So I could become sleepy and fall asleep.

I would like to return this because it makes me drowsy - Jonathan4Life

Really? I never knew... (please note the sarcasm)

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7 Warning: Avoid Death (Power Tools)

I almost failed this when I saw this warning message... - Cazaam

Well, Mr.Warning, how am I to do that? You all know that I die on a regular basis. - Merilille

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8 Warning: Do not eat (iPod Shuffle)

Sure, cause we buy a $300 dollar device so we can eat it.

Ok Apple we get it, just because you're named after a popular fruit doesn't mean that people will eat you unless they have a serious problem... And no, we won't order a big mac either.

You call that a warning I call it a challenge

I laughed so hard - TeamRocket747

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9 Warning: Always use this product with adult supervision. (Cereal Bowl)

Because my grandma drowned in milk and my brother touched it and the fruit loops came out and attacked him.

Who knows, it may actually be a hand grenade or something in disguise - TwilightKitsune

Because my brother thought it was a hat and drowned in cereal. - AlphaQ

I've never even seen this one

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10 Warning: Do not use it on yourself (Blowtorch)

I can still use it on other people though, right? - IpodSwagger

I can think of a few people who would do this, and its hard to believe that its possible to be dumb enough to do that!

The Contenders

11 Warning: Do not microwave (Flatscreen TV)

I think you'd need a pretty big microwave in order for someone to even think about that. - PianoQueen

I want to know where it would be possible to find a microwave that big?

If you try you'll need a big microwave. - Skullkid755

Who would even think of that?! What would any person have to gain by microwaving a flat screen T.V.?! 💻 - Catlover2004

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12 Warning: Do Not Swallow (notice on mattress)

You think with something that size in your mouth it would be easy to swallow...?! - Britgirl

Is it bad read this and thought of something else...

Yes, well (clears throat)... :). Once bought a bathtub mat upon which, on the bottom side with the suckers, was embossed, TWICE, in LARGE letters : THIS SIDE DOWN. Knew right then that hope for the species was rapidly fading.

Haha and so beganth the age of suckers (re. bathmats) but not swallowers :). - Britgirl

13 Warning: May contain virus (Anti-Virus Software)
14 Warning: Do Not Eat (Gasoline Tank)
15 Warning: Do not use it as a prop (Nuclear Warhead)

That's how you'd bomb a play. - NuMetalManiak

I never use mine as props - Ace_of_spades

16 Warning: Do not eat as it contains lead (4 inch long fishing tackle)
17 Warning: Never iron clothes while they are being worn (Iron)

Who would do this? If you do, please leave this planet, I don't want to live on the same planet as you. - Cazaam

You only make that mistake once... Or two times... Or several...

I'm pretty sure no idiot would think to do this.

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18 Warning: Do Not Shoot with Machine Gun (Plasma TV)
19 Warning: This object may have sharp edges (Knife)

I like how they say "may". The whole purpose of a knife is to cut, hence sharp edges!

Oh I already threw at my maths textbook for target practise and there were no cuts. - AlphaQ

This object is sharp but, what the heck, let's live a little.

Oh, god, I thought it had peanuts,

20 Warning: Don't murder (Child)
21 Warning: This Object is Very Hot and Will Burn Your Hands Off (Ice Cream)

Wow! Guess we got Flame cream! - TeamRocket747

22 Warning: Do not let anyone punch this (Pant Zipper)

Imagine this message written in a huge font size visible to everyone on the zipper! LOL! - Animefan12

Ow, ow, somebody kicked me in the balls and it hurt!

I punched it about 3848 times already so it's too late. - AlphaQ

23 1 Inch Deep No Diving (Beginning of Park Pool)

That is impossile to do anyway!

24 Warning: Do not use in water (Toaster)

But how else can I have toast? - Frouze

I wanted to make toast for the dolphins... - AlphaQ

25 Warning: You Have Officially Been On the Computer for One Year Would You Like to Log Off and Get a Life

My answer is no. Also,warning, you have been sending this message one time. Can you get a life and not make people get a life? - Skullkid755

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26 Warning: Do Not Pet (Crocodile)
27 Warning: Do Not Throw at People (CD)
28 Warning: This is not a child's toy (Small Foam Basketball)

Is it an elderly toy then? - PianoQueen

29 Warning: This isn't a warning

Well, If You Put Warning Before, Then I Guess It Is One.

Err, More like:

Warning: Contradictory Statements.

If you said warning before this isn't warning is stupid and funny - lovingicecreams

Why would anyone need to be warned about that? - Animefan12

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30 Warning: Do not turn upside down (On the upside down side of the box)

You're gonna read the warning after turning it upside down! - Animefan12

Well, I guess they misplaced the warning then. - Skullkid755

Too late, already have! that's like saying, oh that knifes sharp to somebody who has just chopped their fingers off!

31 Warning: Do Not Point at Eyes Nor Face (Camera)

What if you want to take a selfie? - Skullkid755

32 Warning: for External Use Only (Medicines)
33 Warning: Do Not Eat This (Cello Fruit Eraser)
34 Warning: Do not poke yourself with a pencil
35 Warning: Do not eat this without the bread (Sandwich)
36 Warning: Do not breathe under water.
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Top Remixes (4)

1. Warning: Remove child before folding (Pushchairs)
2. Warning: Contains peanuts (Packet of peanuts)
3. Warning: May contain virus (Anti-Virus Software)
Metal_Treasure
1. Warning: Remove child before folding (Pushchairs)
2. Warning: Pepper spray causes eye irritation (Pepper Spray)
3. Warning: This product moves when used. (Scooter)
Cazaam
1. Warning: Do not use it as a prop (Nuclear Warhead)
2. Warning: Do not use it on yourself (Blowtorch)
3. Warning: Avoid Death (Power Tools)
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