Top Ten Stupidest Warning Messages

Cazaam
These are on some of the products people buy, Anyway, they are all stupid and shouldn't exist.

The Top Ten

1 Warning: Remove child before folding (Pushchairs)

Failure to do so counts as child abuse... Is anyone really this stupid? - Cazaam

I'm glad I'm not the daughter of any mindless mother who would fold the chair while I'm in it...

I already squashed a kid. - AlphaQ

Squashed child anyone?

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2 Warning: Pepper spray causes eye irritation (Pepper Spray)

No, there are some ignorant fellows who would try to experiment with pepper sprays and hence the warning message. Pepper when used for fum can be really dangerous. Warning message is justifiable. - Kiteretsunu

Dude someone at my friends school pepper sprayed the whole damn tuckshop! - AlphaQ

Well, that's what it's used for... - Cazaam

NO, YOU DON'T SAY!

3 Warning: This costume does not enable flight (Superman costume)

There are some rabid comic fans who would try out using the costume for umm.. practical purposes. Cases of death from falling have been registered which includes kids trying to fly like their superhero counterparts. The company can't take any risks you know. - Kiteretsunu

Reality sucks doesn't it? Especially when you've already jumped off a building without reading this first.
If you think a cheap Superman costume will give you the ability to fly you deserve to die. No offence. - Cazaam

One out of a hundred kids actually need this warning. - Animefan12

You can fly. Here I'll drop you. - AlphaQ

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4 Warning: This product moves when used. (Scooter)

Everybody, we must glue our selves and animals to the ground, after burning everything else that provides transportation! It's dangerous to move!

Well, so do cars and buses! The whole concept of transport is dangerous! - PositronWildhawk

Oh really? That's an odd thing for a scooter to do! - PopcornPelican

That's what its for

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5 Warning: Avoid Death (Power Tools)

I almost failed this when I saw this warning message... - Cazaam

Well, Mr.Warning, how am I to do that? You all know that I die on a regular basis. - Merilille

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6 Warning: May cause drowsiness (Sleeping Pills)

Yes, that's why I took it. So I could become sleepy and fall asleep.

I would like to return this because it makes me drowsy - Jonathan4Life

Really? I never knew... (please note the sarcasm)

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7 Warning: Do not eat (iPod Shuffle)

Sure, cause we buy a $300 dollar device so we can eat it.

Ok Apple we get it, just because you're named after a popular fruit doesn't mean that people will eat you unless they have a serious problem... And no, we won't order a big mac either.

You call that a warning I call it a challenge

Aw what? I already ate 3. - AlphaQ

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8 Warning: Always use this product with adult supervision. (Cereal Bowl)

Because my grandma drowned in milk and my brother touched it and the fruit loops came out and attacked him.

Who knows, it may actually be a hand grenade or something in disguise - TwilightKitsune

Because my brother thought it was a hat and drowned in cereal. - AlphaQ

Warning: a child can drwn if put in a cereal bowl (milk carton) - Jonathan4Life

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9 Warning: Contains peanuts (Packet of peanuts)

I thought it contained Reese's Puffs. - Merilille

Really? Thanks dude! I thought it had Banana Cream Soda Pop Chocolate Brownie Potato in it!

Then how come I found gunpowder and nuclear waste in mine? - IAmNotARobot

I thought it contained broccoli. - AlphaQ

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10 Warning: Do not use it on yourself (Blowtorch)

I can still use it on other people though, right? - IpodSwagger

I can think of a few people who would do this, and its hard to believe that its possible to be dumb enough to do that!

The Contenders

11 Warning: Do not use it as a prop (Nuclear Warhead) V 2 Comments
12 Warning: Do Not Swallow (notice on mattress)

You think with something that size in your mouth it would be easy to swallow...?! - Britgirl

Is it bad read this and thought of something else...

Yes, well (clears throat)... :). Once bought a bathtub mat upon which, on the bottom side with the suckers, was embossed, TWICE, in LARGE letters : THIS SIDE DOWN. Knew right then that hope for the species was rapidly fading.

Haha and so beganth the age of suckers (re. bathmats) but not swallowers :). - Britgirl

13 Warning: Never iron clothes while they are being worn (Iron)

Who would do this? If you do, please leave this planet, I don't want to live on the same planet as you. - Cazaam

You only make that mistake once... Or two times... Or several...

I'm pretty sure no idiot would think to do this.

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14 Warning: Do not microwave (Flatscreen TV)

I think you'd need a pretty big microwave in order for someone to even think about that. - PianoQueen

I want to know where it would be possible to find a microwave that big?

If you try you'll need a big microwave. - Skullkid755

Who would even think of that?! What would any person have to gain by microwaving a flat screen T.V.?! 💻 - Catlover2004

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15 Warning: This object may have sharp edges (Knife)

I like how they say "may". The whole purpose of a knife is to cut, hence sharp edges!

Oh I already threw at my maths textbook for target practise and there were no cuts. - AlphaQ

This object is sharp but, what the heck, let's live a little.

Oh, god, I thought it had peanuts,

16 Warning: Do not let anyone punch this (Pant Zipper)

Imagine this message written in a huge font size visible to everyone on the zipper! LOL! - Animefan12

Ow, ow, somebody kicked me in the balls and it hurt!

I punched it about 3848 times already so it's too late. - AlphaQ

17 1 Inch Deep No Diving (Beginning of Park Pool) V 1 Comment
18 Warning: Do not use in water (Toaster)

But how else can I have toast? - Frouze

I wanted to make toast for the dolphins... - AlphaQ

19 Warning: You Have Officially Been On the Computer for One Year Would You Like to Log Off and Get a Life

My answer is no. Also,warning, you have been sending this message one time. Can you get a life and not make people get a life? - Skullkid755

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20 Warning: Don't murder (Child)
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1. Warning: Remove child before folding (Pushchairs)
2. Warning: Pepper spray causes eye irritation (Pepper Spray)
3. Warning: This product moves when used. (Scooter)
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1. Warning: Do not use it as a prop (Nuclear Warhead)
2. Warning: Do not use it on yourself (Blowtorch)
3. Warning: Avoid Death (Power Tools)
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1. Warning: This costume does not enable flight (Superman costume)
2. Warning: Remove child before folding (Pushchairs)
3. Warning: Do not use it on yourself (Blowtorch)
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