Top Ten Stupidest Warning MessagesThese are on some of the products people buy, Anyway, they are all stupid and shouldn't exist.
The Top Ten
Failure to do so counts as child abuse... Is anyone really this stupid?
I'm glad I'm not the daughter of any mindless mother who would fold the chair while I'm in it...
I already squashed a kid.
Yeah, that would be a good idea.
I thought it contained Reese's Puffs.
Really? Thanks dude! I thought it had Banana Cream Soda Pop Chocolate Brownie Potato in it!
Then how come I found gunpowder and nuclear waste in mine?
NO, really? I thought toys would be in a packet of peanuts!
No, there are some ignorant fellows who would try to experiment with pepper sprays and hence the warning message. Pepper when used for fum can be really dangerous. Warning message is justifiable.
Dude someone at my friends school pepper sprayed the whole damn tuckshop!
Well, that's what it's used for...
NO, YOU DON'T SAY!
There are some rabid comic fans who would try out using the costume for umm.. practical purposes. Cases of death from falling have been registered which includes kids trying to fly like their superhero counterparts. The company can't take any risks you know.
Reality sucks doesn't it? Especially when you've already jumped off a building without reading this first.
If you think a cheap Superman costume will give you the ability to fly you deserve to die. No offence.
One out of a hundred kids actually need this warning.
Only a geek would get on a roof and jump off
Everybody, we must glue our selves and animals to the ground, after burning everything else that provides transportation! It's dangerous to move!
Well, so do cars and buses! The whole concept of transport is dangerous!
Oh really? That's an odd thing for a scooter to do!
Really now?! I wouldn't have guessed.
Yes, that's why I took it. So I could become sleepy and fall asleep.
I would like to return this because it makes me drowsy
Really? I never knew... (please note the sarcasm)
*surprised Pikachu face*
It is in the nature of life to avoid death. Apparently it isn't the nature of life to put meaningful warnings on things.
I almost failed this when I saw this warning message...
I kind of want to commit suicide now after reading this. Thanks!
Oh, Thanks. I Didn't Know That.
Sure, cause we buy a $300 dollar device so we can eat it.
Ok Apple we get it, just because you're named after a popular fruit doesn't mean that people will eat you unless they have a serious problem... And no, we won't order a big mac either.
You call that a warning I call it a challenge
Ahh! Come on! I wanted to eat that for my breakfast!
You think with something that size in your mouth it would be easy to swallow...?!
Is it bad read this and thought of something else...
Yes, well (clears throat)... :). Once bought a bathtub mat upon which, on the bottom side with the suckers, was embossed, TWICE, in LARGE letters : THIS SIDE DOWN. Knew right then that hope for the species was rapidly fading.
Haha and so beganth the age of suckers (re. bathmats) but not swallowers :).
Because my grandma drowned in milk and my brother touched it and the fruit loops came out and attacked him.
Who knows, it may actually be a hand grenade or something in disguise
Because my brother thought it was a hat and drowned in cereal.
The cereal might poke your eye out.
I can still use it on other people though, right?
I can think of a few people who would do this, and its hard to believe that its possible to be dumb enough to do that!
If you’re stupid enough to try this, then please do. (Jk)
Then maybe... Don't use this software?
Why is fishing tackle only 4 inches?
What if you want to take a selfie?
I think you'd need a pretty big microwave in order for someone to even think about that.
I want to know where it would be possible to find a microwave that big?
If you try you'll need a big microwave.
Now, how and why would anyone do that?
Who would do this? If you do, please leave this planet, I don't want to live on the same planet as you.
You only make that mistake once... Or two times... Or several...
I'm pretty sure no idiot would think to do this.
Ready salted flavor, salt and vinigar flavor, dumb idiot flavor!
Why is a pool 1 inch deep? That is just a waste of water!
That is impossile to do anyway!
...oh my god...
I like how they say "may". The whole purpose of a knife is to cut, hence sharp edges!
Oh I already threw at my maths textbook for target practise and there were no cuts.
This object is sharp but, what the heck, let's live a little.
Oh, god, I thought it had peanuts,
That's how you'd bomb a play.
I never use mine as props
I didn't see that. oh well
Wow! Guess we got Flame cream!
LOL! This is the best one on the list so far.
I wanted to make toast for the dolphins...
But how else can I have toast?
Go commit toaster bath
Well, If You Put Warning Before, Then I Guess It Is One.
Err, More like:
Warning: Contradictory Statements.
Why would anyone need to be warned about that?