Top Ten Stupidest Warning Messages

These are on some of the products people buy, Anyway, they are all stupid and shouldn't exist.

The Top Ten

1 Warning: Remove child before folding (Pushchairs)

Failure to do so counts as child abuse... Is anyone really this stupid? - Cazaam

I'm glad I'm not the daughter of any mindless mother who would fold the chair while I'm in it...

I already squashed a kid. - AlphaQ

Yeah, that would be a good idea.

2 Warning: Contains peanuts (Packet of peanuts)

I thought it contained Reese's Puffs. - Merilille

Really? Thanks dude! I thought it had Banana Cream Soda Pop Chocolate Brownie Potato in it!

Then how come I found gunpowder and nuclear waste in mine? - IAmNotARobot

NO, really? I thought toys would be in a packet of peanuts!

3 Warning: Pepper spray causes eye irritation (Pepper Spray)

No, there are some ignorant fellows who would try to experiment with pepper sprays and hence the warning message. Pepper when used for fum can be really dangerous. Warning message is justifiable. - Kiteretsunu

Dude someone at my friends school pepper sprayed the whole damn tuckshop! - AlphaQ

Well, that's what it's used for... - Cazaam

NO, YOU DON'T SAY!

4 Warning: This costume does not enable flight (Superman costume)

There are some rabid comic fans who would try out using the costume for umm.. practical purposes. Cases of death from falling have been registered which includes kids trying to fly like their superhero counterparts. The company can't take any risks you know. - Kiteretsunu

Reality sucks doesn't it? Especially when you've already jumped off a building without reading this first.
If you think a cheap Superman costume will give you the ability to fly you deserve to die. No offence. - Cazaam

One out of a hundred kids actually need this warning. - Animefan12

Only a geek would get on a roof and jump off

5 Warning: This product moves when used. (Scooter)

Everybody, we must glue our selves and animals to the ground, after burning everything else that provides transportation! It's dangerous to move!

Well, so do cars and buses! The whole concept of transport is dangerous! - PositronWildhawk

Oh really? That's an odd thing for a scooter to do! - PopcornPelican

Really now?! I wouldn't have guessed. - GehennaTheSecond

6 Warning: May cause drowsiness (Sleeping Pills)

Yes, that's why I took it. So I could become sleepy and fall asleep.

I would like to return this because it makes me drowsy - Jonathan4Life

Really? I never knew... (please note the sarcasm)

*surprised Pikachu face* - RoseWeasley

7 Warning: Avoid Death (Power Tools)

I kind of want to commit suicide now after reading this. Thanks! - 3DG20

It is in the nature of life to avoid death. Apparently it isn't the nature of life to put meaningful warnings on things. - Cyri

I almost failed this when I saw this warning message... - Cazaam

Oh, Thanks. I Didn't Know That.

8 Warning: Do not eat (iPod Shuffle)

Sure, cause we buy a $300 dollar device so we can eat it.

Ok Apple we get it, just because you're named after a popular fruit doesn't mean that people will eat you unless they have a serious problem... And no, we won't order a big mac either.

You call that a warning I call it a challenge

Ahh! Come on! I wanted to eat that for my breakfast! - MrCoolC

9 Warning: Do Not Swallow (notice on mattress)

You think with something that size in your mouth it would be easy to swallow...?! - Britgirl

Is it bad read this and thought of something else...

Yes, well (clears throat)... :). Once bought a bathtub mat upon which, on the bottom side with the suckers, was embossed, TWICE, in LARGE letters : THIS SIDE DOWN. Knew right then that hope for the species was rapidly fading.

Haha and so beganth the age of suckers (re. bathmats) but not swallowers :). - Britgirl

10 Warning: Always use this product with adult supervision. (Cereal Bowl)

Because my grandma drowned in milk and my brother touched it and the fruit loops came out and attacked him.

Who knows, it may actually be a hand grenade or something in disguise - TwilightKitsune

Because my brother thought it was a hat and drowned in cereal. - AlphaQ

The cereal might poke your eye out. - 3DG20

The Contenders

11 Warning: Do not use it on yourself (Blowtorch)

I can still use it on other people though, right? - IpodSwagger

I can think of a few people who would do this, and its hard to believe that its possible to be dumb enough to do that!

If you’re stupid enough to try this, then please do. (Jk) - 3DG20

12 Warning: May contain virus (Anti-Virus Software)

Then maybe... Don't use this software? - Cyri

13 Warning: Do not eat as it contains lead (4 inch long fishing tackle)

Why is fishing tackle only 4 inches?

14 Warning: Do Not Point at Eyes Nor Face (Camera)

What if you want to take a selfie? - Skullkid755

15 Warning: Do not microwave (Flatscreen TV)

I think you'd need a pretty big microwave in order for someone to even think about that. - PianoQueen

I want to know where it would be possible to find a microwave that big?

If you try you'll need a big microwave. - Skullkid755

Now, how and why would anyone do that?

16 Warning: Never iron clothes while they are being worn (Iron)

Who would do this? If you do, please leave this planet, I don't want to live on the same planet as you. - Cazaam

You only make that mistake once... Or two times... Or several...

I'm pretty sure no idiot would think to do this.

Ready salted flavor, salt and vinigar flavor, dumb idiot flavor!

17 1 Inch Deep No Diving (Beginning of Park Pool)

Why is a pool 1 inch deep? That is just a waste of water!

That is impossile to do anyway!

18 Warning: Do Not Eat (Gasoline Tank)

...oh my god... - GehennaTheSecond

19 Warning: This object may have sharp edges (Knife)

I like how they say "may". The whole purpose of a knife is to cut, hence sharp edges!

Oh I already threw at my maths textbook for target practise and there were no cuts. - AlphaQ

This object is sharp but, what the heck, let's live a little.

Oh, god, I thought it had peanuts,

20 Warning: Do not use it as a prop (Nuclear Warhead)

That's how you'd bomb a play. - NuMetalManiak

I never use mine as props - Ace_of_spades

21 Warning: Do Not Shoot with Machine Gun (Plasma TV)
22 Warning: Don't murder (Child)

I didn't see that. oh well - GleamingShadow

Oops... - 3DG20

23 Warning: This Object is Very Hot and Will Burn Your Hands Off (Ice Cream)

Wow! Guess we got Flame cream! - TeamRocket747

LOL! This is the best one on the list so far. - 3DG20

24 Warning: Do not use in water (Toaster)

I wanted to make toast for the dolphins... - AlphaQ

But how else can I have toast? - Frouze

Go commit toaster bath - GleamingShadow

25 Warning: This isn't a warning

Well, If You Put Warning Before, Then I Guess It Is One.

Err, More like:

Warning: Contradictory Statements.

Why would anyone need to be warned about that? - Animefan12

Oxymoron - Ace_of_spades

26 Warning: You Have Officially Been On the Computer for One Year Would You Like to Log Off and Get a Life

Who even checks that? LOL! - Animefan12

My answer is no. Also,warning, you have been sending this message one time. Can you get a life and not make people get a life? - Skullkid755

27 Warning: Do Not Eat This (Cello Fruit Eraser)

Cellos are fruits? Lol.

CELLO FRUIT ERASER - Ikura

28 Warning: Do Not Pet (Crocodile)

*Petting crocodile* Wha- *Looks over and sees that my arm is missing* Oh, that’s why the label was there... - 3DG20

29 Warning: Do Not Throw at People (CD)

But that was what I was gonna do... - 3DG20

Too bad. - RoseWeasley

30 Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter (TMX Elmo)

As what the box said. Some kids are scared of TMX Elmo. - ChroniclerMan5

31 Warning: Do not let anyone punch this (Pant Zipper)

Imagine this message written in a huge font size visible to everyone on the zipper! LOL! - Animefan12

Ow, ow, somebody kicked me in the balls and it hurt!

I punched it about 3848 times already so it's too late. - AlphaQ

Tell them they have to kick it instead. - 3DG20

32 Warning: This is not a child's toy (Small Foam Basketball)

Is it an elderly toy then? - PianoQueen

33 Warning: Do not turn upside down (On the upside down side of the box)

You're gonna read the warning after turning it upside down! - Animefan12

Well, I guess they misplaced the warning then. - Skullkid755

Too late, already have! that's like saying, oh that knifes sharp to somebody who has just chopped their fingers off!

34 Warning: for External Use Only (Medicines)
35 Warning: Do not poke yourself with a pencil
36 Warning: Do not eat this without the bread (Sandwich)
37 Warning: Do not breathe under water.

What are snorkles for then? To drink the water? - 3DG20

38 Warning: Do Not Touch (Stove/Oven)
39 Warning: Fire is Hot.
40 Warning: Never Use This Item May Explode (Cereal)

' brilliant'

41 Warning: Made in China

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