Top Ten Stupidest Warning MessagesCazaam These are on some of the products people buy, Anyway, they are all stupid and shouldn't exist.
The Top Ten
Failure to do so counts as child abuse... Is anyone really this stupid? - Cazaam
I'm glad I'm not the daughter of any mindless mother who would fold the chair while I'm in it...
I already squashed a kid. - AlphaQ
Squashed child anyone?V 2 Comments
No, there are some ignorant fellows who would try to experiment with pepper sprays and hence the warning message. Pepper when used for fum can be really dangerous. Warning message is justifiable. - Kiteretsunu
Dude someone at my friends school pepper sprayed the whole damn tuckshop! - AlphaQ
Well, that's what it's used for... - Cazaam
NO, YOU DON'T SAY!
There are some rabid comic fans who would try out using the costume for umm.. practical purposes. Cases of death from falling have been registered which includes kids trying to fly like their superhero counterparts. The company can't take any risks you know. - Kiteretsunu
Reality sucks doesn't it? Especially when you've already jumped off a building without reading this first.
If you think a cheap Superman costume will give you the ability to fly you deserve to die. No offence. - Cazaam
One out of a hundred kids actually need this warning. - Animefan12
You can fly. Here I'll drop you. - AlphaQV 5 Comments
Everybody, we must glue our selves and animals to the ground, after burning everything else that provides transportation! It's dangerous to move!
Well, so do cars and buses! The whole concept of transport is dangerous! - PositronWildhawk
Oh really? That's an odd thing for a scooter to do! - PopcornPelican
That's what its forV 6 Comments
I thought it contained Reese's Puffs. - Merilille
Really? Thanks dude! I thought it had Banana Cream Soda Pop Chocolate Brownie Potato in it!
Then how come I found gunpowder and nuclear waste in mine? - IAmNotARobot
I thought it contained broccoli. - AlphaQV 4 Comments
Yes, that's why I took it. So I could become sleepy and fall asleep.
I would like to return this because it makes me drowsy - Jonathan4Life
Really? I never knew... (please note the sarcasm)V 3 Comments
I almost failed this when I saw this warning message... - Cazaam
Well, Mr.Warning, how am I to do that? You all know that I die on a regular basis. - MerililleV 3 Comments
Sure, cause we buy a $300 dollar device so we can eat it.
Ok Apple we get it, just because you're named after a popular fruit doesn't mean that people will eat you unless they have a serious problem... And no, we won't order a big mac either.
You call that a warning I call it a challenge
I laughed so hard - TeamRocket747V 5 Comments
Because my grandma drowned in milk and my brother touched it and the fruit loops came out and attacked him.
Who knows, it may actually be a hand grenade or something in disguise - TwilightKitsune
Because my brother thought it was a hat and drowned in cereal. - AlphaQ
I've never even seen this oneV 4 Comments
I can still use it on other people though, right? - IpodSwagger
I can think of a few people who would do this, and its hard to believe that its possible to be dumb enough to do that!
I think you'd need a pretty big microwave in order for someone to even think about that. - PianoQueen
I want to know where it would be possible to find a microwave that big?
If you try you'll need a big microwave. - Skullkid755
Who would even think of that?! What would any person have to gain by microwaving a flat screen T.V.?! 💻 - Catlover2004V 1 Comment
You think with something that size in your mouth it would be easy to swallow...?! - Britgirl
Is it bad read this and thought of something else...
Yes, well (clears throat)... :). Once bought a bathtub mat upon which, on the bottom side with the suckers, was embossed, TWICE, in LARGE letters : THIS SIDE DOWN. Knew right then that hope for the species was rapidly fading.
Haha and so beganth the age of suckers (re. bathmats) but not swallowers :). - Britgirl
That's how you'd bomb a play. - NuMetalManiak
I never use mine as props - Ace_of_spades
Who would do this? If you do, please leave this planet, I don't want to live on the same planet as you. - Cazaam
You only make that mistake once... Or two times... Or several...
I'm pretty sure no idiot would think to do this.V 1 Comment
I like how they say "may". The whole purpose of a knife is to cut, hence sharp edges!
Oh I already threw at my maths textbook for target practise and there were no cuts. - AlphaQ
This object is sharp but, what the heck, let's live a little.
Oh, god, I thought it had peanuts,
Wow! Guess we got Flame cream! - TeamRocket747
Imagine this message written in a huge font size visible to everyone on the zipper! LOL! - Animefan12
Ow, ow, somebody kicked me in the balls and it hurt!
I punched it about 3848 times already so it's too late. - AlphaQ
That is impossile to do anyway!
But how else can I have toast? - Frouze
I wanted to make toast for the dolphins... - AlphaQ
My answer is no. Also,warning, you have been sending this message one time. Can you get a life and not make people get a life? - Skullkid755V 1 Comment
Is it an elderly toy then? - PianoQueen
Well, If You Put Warning Before, Then I Guess It Is One.
Err, More like:
Warning: Contradictory Statements.
If you said warning before this isn't warning is stupid and funny - lovingicecreams
Why would anyone need to be warned about that? - Animefan12V 2 Comments
You're gonna read the warning after turning it upside down! - Animefan12
Well, I guess they misplaced the warning then. - Skullkid755
Too late, already have! that's like saying, oh that knifes sharp to somebody who has just chopped their fingers off!
What if you want to take a selfie? - Skullkid755
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