Top Ten Best Things for a Bumper Sticker to Say After the Line "If You Can Read This..."

The Top Ten

If you can read this... BACK THE F&%K OFF
If you can read this... you're in shooting range
If you can read this... you passed the second grade
If you can read this... prepare for a brake check
If you can read this... you're a cop

Because your going very fast /speeding - RustyNail

If you can read this... you're a friggin genius
If you can read this... prepare for me to flip you off
If you can read this... you are human
If you can read this... you have eyes
If you can read this... you're awesome!

The Contenders

If you can read this - the next 78 words are samples of Clanger-whistling.
If you can read this… you can read!
If you can read this… you're way too close, stand back a bit. No, I'm serious, Annette.
If you can read this… you're way too close. Stand back a bit. No, really, I'm serious. Stand back!
If you can read this... you're so close, you might as well get in!
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