Top Ten Things You Might Say to Describe Your Car, but Shouldn't Say About Your Girlfriend
The Top Ten
I care more about my car than everything else in the entire universe
I totally do this when she's lazing around and not making me a sandwich in the kitchen.
So you try to get your car into the kitchen just to make you sandwiches? Your house must be a mess. Someone should clean it... - PositronWildhawk
Don't ever try to do this neither on your girlfriend nor on your car...
Why would you beat your girl like that?
Yup, our anniversary - Nateawesomeness
Ugh. And not to mention that she's burning precious fossil fuels as well. - SwagFlicks
YamI have to with gas,she thinks it smells bad - Nateawesomeness
Five mice - Nateawesomeness
The meat is power - Nateawesomeness
You're girlfriend shouldn't be treated like a prostitue.
We broke up - Nateawesomeness
Just look at her shine! - Freestyle_Fujoshi
Looks so shiny! - Nateawesomeness
It looks really cool, so much steel - Nateawesomeness
First time? - Nateawesomeness
Get it? - Userguy44
YAS I'M IN LOVE WITH MY CAR!
GOTTA FEEL FOR MY AUTOMOBILE :3 - Misfire
..."And now I want to trade her for a younger model." - Britgirl
Nice - 0744rose
You can say that about the car, but don't say that to your girlfriend.
Mick Jagger might want it black. - Misfire
Racist! - Oliversky
More lyrics of Rogah Taylah singing about cars. - Misfire
I think you can say this for your girlfriend - 0744rose
How dare you say that to your car! - 3DG20
How dare you say that to your girlfriend! Rude. - funnyuser
That's a very mean way to describe your girlfriend like that.
If you say this, hookers will become useless to you afterwards. - Skullkid755
Oooh, that... that's wow - AnonymousChick
Hey! Why would a man call his girlfriend a bitch!? That's rude!