Top Ten Things You Might Say to Describe Your Car, but Shouldn't Say About Your Girlfriend
I totally do this when she's lazing around and not making me a sandwich in the kitchen.
I care more about my car than everything else in the entire universe
Don't ever try to do this neither on your girlfriend nor on your car...
Why would you beat your girl like that?
Yup, our anniversary
Ugh. And not to mention that she's burning precious fossil fuels as well.
The meat is power
Just look at her shine!
Looks so shiny!
It looks really cool, so much steel
You can say that about the car, but don't say that to your girlfriend.
Mick Jagger might want it black.
..."And now I want to trade her for a younger model."
That's a very mean way to describe your girlfriend like that.
How dare you say that to your girlfriend! Rude.
How dare you say that to your car!
I think you can say this for your girlfriend
If you say this, hookers will become useless to you afterwards.
I think I hear the SJWs pounding at your door right now.