Top Ten Things You Might Say to Describe Your Car, but Shouldn't Say About Your Girlfriend

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 I have to fill her up regularly.

Ugh. And not to mention that she's burning precious fossil fuels as well. - SwagFlicks

As a side note, thanks for doing a list referring to Whose Line is it Anyways!

I thought ripping off jacksfilms in a post was creative, but Pos beat me to it. Still, one of the best lists on this site, made me laugh. - ProPanda

YamI have to with gas,she thinks it smells bad - Nateawesomeness

2 If she stops working, just grab the hammer and give her another whack.

I totally do this when she's lazing around and not making me a sandwich in the kitchen. - StephanTheIdiot

So you try to get your car into the kitchen just to make you sandwiches? Your house must be a mess. Someone should clean it... - PositronWildhawk

Don't ever try to do this neither on your girlfriend nor on your car... - 0744rose

Abuse always works! - Nateawesomeness

Lol. - LordofL

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3 She's about a year old now. V 1 Comment
4 There's room for five in her. V 2 Comments
5 She's a tad battered and scarred, but she does the job. V 1 Comment
6 The airbags could stop a charging rhino!

Response to last comment:Nope - Nateawesomeness

The meat is power - Nateawesomeness

OW!

7 Check out that rear!

Actually sounds like something you'd say to describe your girlfriend. Don't kill me please. - WonkeyDude98

It looks really cool,so much steel - Nateawesomeness

8 She's just been waxed, and she looks sexier than ever! V 2 Comments
9 Selling her for half the price she was!

So does that mean she's missing a few parts and is a bit broken? - ArchAces

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10 I've had her for a couple of years now.

..."And now I want to trade her for a younger model." - Britgirl

Nice - 0744rose

The Contenders

11 She grips the surface well, even on tight bends.
12 Her tail is full of gas.

I'm laughing so hard right now. - Catacorn

Haha - WonkeyDude98

13 Bought her for nearly half a hundred thousand.

I think you can say this for your girlfriend - 0744rose

14 She's a real piece of crap.

How dare you say that to your girlfriend! Rude. - funnyuser

15 I like everything, except the color.

If you say this, hookers will become useless to you afterwards. - Skullkid755

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16 This is my bitch right here.
17 She's the best model yet!
18 She's huge!
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1. She's about a year old now.
2. I have to fill her up regularly.
3. She's just been waxed, and she looks sexier than ever!
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1. I have to fill her up regularly.
2. If she stops working, just grab the hammer and give her another whack.
3. She's a tad battered and scarred, but she does the job.
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