Top Ten Things You Might Say to Describe Your Car, but Shouldn't Say About Your GirlfriendPositronWildhawk
The Top Ten
Ugh. And not to mention that she's burning precious fossil fuels as well. - SwagFlicks
As a side note, thanks for doing a list referring to Whose Line is it Anyways!
I thought ripping off jacksfilms in a post was creative, but Pos beat me to it. Still, one of the best lists on this site, made me laugh. - ProPanda
YamI have to with gas,she thinks it smells bad - Nateawesomeness
I totally do this when she's lazing around and not making me a sandwich in the kitchen. - StephanTheIdiot
So you try to get your car into the kitchen just to make you sandwiches? Your house must be a mess. Someone should clean it... - PositronWildhawk
Don't ever try to do this neither on your girlfriend nor on your car... - 0744rose
Abuse always works! - Nateawesomeness
When he's not getting me a bag o' Doritos, I give him a lil' whack for him to work again. - Catacorn
Yup,our anniversary - Nateawesomeness
This is a very funny list - Martinglez
Five mice - Nateawesomeness
First time? - Nateawesomeness
Response to last comment:Nope - Nateawesomeness
The meat is power - Nateawesomeness
Actually sounds like something you'd say to describe your girlfriend. Don't kill me please. - WonkeyDude98
It looks really cool,so much steel - Nateawesomeness
Just look at her shine! - Freestyle_Fujoshi
Looks so shiny! - Nateawesomeness
We broke up - Nateawesomeness
..."And now I want to trade her for a younger model." - Britgirl
Nice - 0744rose
I'm laughing so hard right now. - Catacorn
Haha - WonkeyDude98
I think you can say this for your girlfriend - 0744rose
How dare you say that to your girlfriend! Rude. - funnyuser
How dare you say that to your car! - 3DG20
If you say this, hookers will become useless to you afterwards. - Skullkid755
Oooh, that... that's wow - AnonymousChick
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2 years, 40 days old
2. I have to fill her up regularly.
3. She's just been waxed, and she looks sexier than ever!
2. If she stops working, just grab the hammer and give her another whack.
3. She's a tad battered and scarred, but she does the job.