Top Ten Things You Might Say to Describe Your Car, but Shouldn't Say About Your GirlfriendPositronWildhawk
The Top Ten
Ugh. And not to mention that she's burning precious fossil fuels as well. - SwagFlicks
YamI have to with gas,she thinks it smells bad - Nateawesomeness
Why would you beat your girl like that?
I totally do this when she's lazing around and not making me a sandwich in the kitchen. - StephanTheIdiot
So you try to get your car into the kitchen just to make you sandwiches? Your house must be a mess. Someone should clean it... - PositronWildhawk
Don't ever try to do this neither on your girlfriend nor on your car... - 0744rose
Abuse always works! - Nateawesomeness2 Comments
Yup, our anniversary - Nateawesomeness
Five mice - Nateawesomeness
First time? - Nateawesomeness
The meat is power - Nateawesomeness
It looks really cool, so much steel - Nateawesomeness
Just look at her shine! - Freestyle_Fujoshi
Looks so shiny! - Nateawesomeness
You're girlfriend shouldn't be treated like a prostitue.
We broke up - Nateawesomeness
..."And now I want to trade her for a younger model." - Britgirl
Nice - 0744rose
I'm laughing so hard right now. - Catacorn
I think you can say this for your girlfriend - 0744rose
How dare you say that to your car! - 3DG20
How dare you say that to your girlfriend! Rude. - funnyuser
If you say this, hookers will become useless to you afterwards. - Skullkid755
Oooh, that... that's wow - AnonymousChick
Get it? - Userguy44
YAS I'M IN LOVE WITH MY CAR!
GOTTA FEEL FOR MY AUTOMOBILE :3 - Misfire
Hey! Why would a man call his girlfriend a bitch!? That's rude!
That's a very mean way to describe your girlfriend like that.
Mick Jagger might want it black. - Misfire
You can say that about the car, but don't say that to your girlfriend.
More lyrics of Rogah Taylah singing about cars. - Misfire
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List StatsUpdated 16 Jun 2019
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2. I have to fill her up regularly.
3. She's just been waxed, and she looks sexier than ever!
2. If she stops working, just grab the hammer and give her another whack.
3. She's a tad battered and scarred, but she does the job.