Top Ten Worst Math Jokes that You Will Laugh at Anyway

The Top Ten

1 Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back, and don't ask Y.

2 Parallel lines have so much in common... it’s a shame they’ll never meet!

3 A talking sheepdog gets all the sheep into the pen for his farmer. He comes back and says: “Okay chief, all 40 sheep accounted for." The farmer says: “But I’ve counted them and I’ve only got 36." The sheepdog replies: “I know, but I rounded them

4 What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.

5 How many molecules in a bowl of guacamole? Avocado’s Number.

6 How do you know your math teacher is hungry? She'll work for pi.

7 I saw Pi fighting with the square root of two the other day. I told them to stop being so irrational.

8 What did Al Gore play on his guitar? An algorithm.

9 What's a mathematician's favorite season? Sum-mer

10 How do you count cows? With a cowculator.

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