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101Yo mamma so fat she could not fit in any time line
102Yo mama so fat she fell off all four sides of the bed
103Yo mama is so fat Twinkies are going out of business.
104Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from Jenny Craig is the door
105Yo mama is so fat she fell of the side of the world and blocked the black hole
106Yo momma so fat people keep pushing her in the water at the beach so she won't die
107Yo mama is so fat she can be my bear
108Yo mama so fat she gives a whole new meaning to infinity and beyond
109Yo mamma is so fat she irons her pants on the street
110Yo mama so fat she occupies Wall Street by herself
111London Bridge was falling down because yo fat mama walked on it.
112Yo mammas so fat, there's a reason why it's called 'HEAVE'n
113Your mama is so fat that when she went to McDonald's she won the Xbox One right away
114Yo mamma is so fat yo daddy don't fit in the bed
115Your Mums So Fat She Had to Get Baptised at Sea World
116Yo mummas so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.
117Yo momma is so fat that on Halloween she says trick or Twinkie.
118Yo mama is so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
119Ya mum so fat she ate Jenny and Craig.
120Yo momma is so fat when she took a shower her feet didn't get wet
121Yo mamma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a packet of hotdogs
122Yo momma so fat when she farted she blew up the everything but her
123Yo momma so fat she tried to be on E.T. but when she went over the moon she caused an eclipse
124Yo mamma is so fat, when she walked in front of the television, I missed a whole football season.
125Yo mama is so fat I already got a nightmare
126Yo mama so fat that when I threw an apple at her it floated around her because she has her own gravitational pull
127Yo mamma is so fat when she stood up NASA thought it was an eclipse
128Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
129Yo moma is so fat, she needs to buy 3 tickets before she can go on an airplane
130Yo mamma is so fat, she fell off the Grand Canyon and got stuck
131Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "who threw a Twinkie at me?!"
132Yo mama is so fat even Kirby can't suck her
133Your mama is so fat she makes more milk per day then a cow
134Your mama so fat when she fell off her bed she made the earthquake
135Yo mama is so fat she fell in love then broke it
136Yo momma so fat her pinky toe is the size of Africa.
137Yo mama's so fat, I used the elastic from her underwear for bungie jumping
138Yo mama's so fat they filmed her in the shower and called it Gorrilas in the Mist
139Yo mama so fat that she ran over 4 quarters and turned it in to a dollar
140Yo mama so fat that if people tried to run around her, they'd get lost
141Yo mama so fat when she fell down they had to get a helicopter to swing one of its ladder escapes down so she could get up
142Yo momma so fat they install speed bumps at all you can eat buffets
143Your mama so fat her mom's still in therapy from after birth.
144Yo mama so fat that when she burped, a black hole formed. Fortunatly, she was there to clog it up.
145Yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from taking a holiday is the front door
146Yo mama so fat she play slip and slide with the free way
147Yo mamma so fat she thought the Earth was a gum ball
148Yo momma so fat when they ran out of mayonnaise they killed her and had a lifetime supply.
149Yo mama is so fat every time she tries to sing she sings like this, blah hamburger blah
150Your mama is so fat people think she causes earthquakes
151Yo Mama So Fat the only letters of the alphabet she knows is KFC
152Yo mama is so pale every time she goes to a aboriginal centre the aboriginals thought she was a spirit
153Yo mama so fat when she opens the fridge it says I give up
154Yo mamma so fat that the help is not possible
155Yo momma so fat not even a Twinkie would get her of the couch while a crane tries to support her
156Yo Mamma Is So Fat, when she sat on a ipod video she created the nano
157Yo momma so fat when I said I want pigs in a blanket she got back in bed.
158Yo mamma is so fat the house lives in her
159Yo mama so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party
160Your mama's so fat I had to slap myself to make sure I wasn't seeing double.
161Yo mama so fat when she tripped it caused hurricane katrina
162Yo mama so fat, when she coughs, her neck skin flaps up and hits her in the ear.
163Yo mama so fat it took 40 days and 40 nights for Jesus to get across her
164Yo mamas so fat that when she got out of the shower you would need an ark to get out the front door
165Yo mammas so fat, she's got a rash from her XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL pants
166Yo mamma so fat that people jog around her for exercise
167Yo momma is so fat she couldn't press a computer key without pressing 2 or 3
168Yo momma so fat she put the lipo in liposuction
169Yo mama's so fat she got it goin' on... and one and on and on.
170Yo momma so fat she works in a glass shop sitting on sand
171Yo mama so fat when she went to In-N-Out she couldn't get in or out
172Yo momma so fat that if a fly wanted to circle around her, it would die halfway there.
173Yo mama is so fat she is the reason to why Krispy Kreme is still around till this day
174Yo mama so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and yelled, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!"
175Yo mama so fat, her farts cause global warming
176Your mama is so fat the Russians use her as a nuke
177Yo mama so fat she went bugee jumping and the bridge sagged
178God made Noah build the ark because he knew your mom was going for a swim
179Yo mommas so fat she runs out of breath trying to breathe
180Yo mama so fat, I hung a picture of her on my wall and it got torn down.
181Yo mama so fat, when she went to church and sat on a bible, Jesus came out and said LET MY PEOPLE GO!
182Yo mama is so fat the only excise she does is to run after the ice cream truck
183Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
184Yo mama so fat... but heck I like fat women.
185Yo mama so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper.
186Yo mama is so fat she needs a licence plate to walk
187Yo mamma so fat that when she ordered from McDonalds and asked for her change back they gave her 2 Big Macs
188Yo mama is so fat she can only survive by eating smaller fat people
189Yo mommas so fat she don't fit on this top ten list
190Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it's over Nine THOUSAAAAND!
191Your mamma so fat when she gave birth to you they couldn't find you until you were 10.
192you mama so fat she got lipo suction last august and she still not done
193Yo mamma is so fat that she ate an iPhone because it had Apple on the back
194Yo mama is so fat she can sing the Big Mac song in a heartbeat
195Yo mamas so fat that when she died she did not need a coffin she took up the space of 1 cemetery and 4 counties
196Yo mama's so fat when dracula sucked her blood hes got diabetes
197Yo mamma so fat when she went bungie jumping she went straight to hell
198Yo momma is so fat that she has her own moon
199Yo momma so fat she has billboard on her back
200Yo mum is so fat, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a toothpick
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