Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

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21Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMTAYOMAT! ( rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco and you owe me a taco. ) THAT WAS AMAZING.
That yo momma joke is lame
Hilarious that never gets old
[Newest]Do you mean they skip a beat

22Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Lmao. That made me laugh 10 mins straight.

Should be top ten
My chest hurts from laughing at this this is so funny
This is a brilliant joke and it cracked me up
[Newest]The great wall of China wall? NO COMMENT...

23Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
This is the only one that actually made me crack up. This is such a funny joke
Laugh out loud Funny as hell
That is our favourite one out of. All of them
[Newest]That is so funny how do people come up with stuff like this

24Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Ha aha hahaha so funny I was cracking up when I heard this
I quite enjoyed this joke, when I read it my stomach split! I just couldn't stop laughing at how funny it was, I have never read anything so... HALARIOUSLY RAVISHING!.
lol
lmfaoo
haha
this is so funny I legit like died
to be honest I really like this joke and I think its amazing
[Newest]LOL love this one I broke out in laughter whoops lost the contest ;-;

25Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
THAT IS A GOOD JOKE I THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY!
Lmfao this is hilarious
It cracked me up!
[Newest]Good insult never would've thought of that

26Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
That happened to my mom laugh out loud
Laugh out loud that is awesome
What if she was fat but went to the store and traded the high heels for flip flops? I get it but... I don't know man
[Newest]Laugh out loud it cracked me up 😂

27Yo mama so fat she died.
What this isn't that funny, its sad
That is the most dumbest and stupidest joke ever.
I so don't agree with this joke. I mean its really not nice. and there's nothing about that joke that makes you yell out laugh out loud! I don't like this joke! Can you please delete it?
[Newest]That's the dumbest joke I've ever heard... Dumb but funny

28Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Laugh out loud that's hilarious kfc she probably learned them from alphabet soup
That is the funniest and best of all yo mama jokes
Good one I said that to somebody and they creid
[Newest]Jokes that could be the best

29Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
LMFAO! This should be on th top 10! Relly, I mean I was literally dying because od laughing

liviarg

Ahahaha I laughed so hard my sister thought that there was something wrong with me!
Love it
it so funny joke ever
whoever post its so funny
[Newest]Sharing it with my friends it's so stricken funny

30Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Absolutely amazing joke who ever made this is amazing and needs a statue with the joke written on it
that was the funniest joke I have ever read
good one l. m. a. o lol

zimzim321

[Newest]It's SO FUNNY HAHA laugh out loud

31Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
THIS SHOULD BE NUMBER 1, I laughed so hard I cried.. Just imagine it in your mind.. A fat mom trying to get up by rocking.. Then she fell asleep!

sports11

The funniest one I've read so far! Me and my friends can't stop laughing!
I really liked it because I notice that most of them are not even funny or even made scense or there probably got that off at someone that's wht I picked this yo mama joke.
If you want to contact me for a little prize for the only person that actually shared.
[Newest]It is so cool I was on Abel to stop laughing

32Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Laugh out loud so funny I literally laugh so hard. Me gonna tell my friends this joke again so funny
Ahaha L0L that's the best one yet and it made me laugh for ages
It is so funny and I like it a lot but bear should hide to
[Newest]Well maybe we should hide our food to

33Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
This is like laugh out loud I was laughing out loud at 120 and my mom told me to be quiet but this surly is my favorite out of The ones I heard
It's Funny A'hh! But When It Really Happened In New Orleans It Was Sad So My Mama Told Me Not To Laugh That Much But I like The Joke Just don't Think That Its Ok. To Go Around Saying That Sometime!
That is so funny that when yo mother did jumping jacks she made an earth qwake
[Newest]Yo mama so fat bob the builder said I can't fix that

34Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie
That was awesome... I'm still laughing my sisterts cryin
It made me crack up so hard. Me and my friends were spitting our drinks out because it was so funny
It WAS yo mama so stupid but this is a yo mama so fat website. It was so funny when I heard it!
[Newest]That's so funny I made my hole family laugh

35Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Awesome, completely awesome. Nice one bro
That was to funny nice one bro
Haha I laughed so hard my mom that I was going to have a asthma attack..
[Newest]This one's really good ha ha!

36Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Laugh out loud that's quite good, but the coat is still gonna be tight! Seriouslythough thumbs up if you think this is good LMFAO!
This is the funniest hah!
It's funny but still animal cruelty
[Newest]That is a lair of that one animal

37Yo mama is so fat a truck hit her and she said, "hey who threw that rock?"
I've heard it before and it makes total sense but still so funny!
It so funny because with this joke I beat someone in a you mama joke contest
It was very good can you please come up with more because I wanna beat my friend on these new ones you got if you got some talent?
[Newest]But rocks aren't even that big

38Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
That's why my YouTube lags all of the time
Laugh out loud laughed so hard I cried
That's why YouTube never works
[Newest]I think this 1 was good dam

39Yo mamma so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices.
Awesome it is so so so so so so so so so so funny
DAMN! That's the best one yet! You can't top that!
Dude I almost like peed my pant... Instead I think I farted
[Newest]That was funny ass heck. 😜😜😅😅

40Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.
Lolz that is so funny yo mama is like a hardware store 5cents a screw
I know a funny yo mama joke to dude yo mama so fat that she uses the entire country of Mexico as a tanning bed
Here's one yo mama's so fat it takes 2 planes and a train to get her to the good side
[Newest]Haha that's messed up. I am so going to use this.

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