Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

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1Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

Funny as hell - made me laugh a lot, I shared it with my friends too. It's good.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered a bucket of chicken, and when they asked what size, she said the one on the roof. - DePhazer

Damn this is the best joke in history of yo mama jokes. I'm using this on so many people.

I think this is one of the best yo mamma jokes I've ever read in a very long time I wanna read millions of them now because this was awesome it should be voted up and deserves number one not this is crap the worst one on the website ignore all the other bits at the top this is crap fail

This is really funny but if you wanna hear another funny one (my friends friend told me this one) He said, "Yo mama so fat that even Bob The Builder said, We can't fix that! "

Well yo mama so fat she can't sit on a chair

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2Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.

This was so funny! My sister and I laughed the longest at this one. My sister is currently posting this on facebook.

Baha that's funny man... I think this one should be number one its better then some of the 1st ones

Now that is probably the best one I started cracking up haha lol

I used to watch Dora as a kid

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3Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!

That is the best one yet. It made me shoot out chocolate milk out of my nose.

This joke is so funny that at school students always say it
laugh out loud

This should be on the first position with a crown

Told it before

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4Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

I was laughing for 2 mins. And kept reading it over and over again. Personally in my opinion, I think this joke should be #1 but it's number two and that's pretty okay.

This is a really in-appropriate one but hilarious! I loved it. probably the best one yet. At first I didn't get it but now I do! Probably one of the best yet! Nice!

This is, by far, the best I have heard of in a long time! I'm surprised to see that's it's not No. 1. - LuigiLord

It's so funny that I not alive right mow lol.

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5Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

That's so wrong... But so funny...

Hahahahahahaha, oh man that's funny... Lolest. Imma try it on 1 of my friends

Isn't racist its just saying there's a lot of people in hong Kong LMAO!

The best yo mama joke ever joke

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6Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.

This one should be on the top 10 hahahaha I'm laughing to where I crap my pants!

Oh my god that's so funny I almost wet myself

Wow this joke must be in the top 5 list not top 10!

My sister and I were rolling on the floor when we heard this!

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7Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.

That is so harsh laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud. What will they come up with next? Laugh out loud it makes you wonder.

Wow, great joke, I love all of these kind of jokes, but this is probably one of my favorites, I don't usually laugh or even smile when I read jokes because they always seem funnier when some one says them out loud, but I could totally picture this joke and it is really funny... So I laughed

That mamma joke is so awesome, it's not even awesome. Maybe next time you should take my advice and make a good yo mamma joke. That's not even funny, it's to plain. You need to make a more radical joke, you no, one with more color and significance. I mean come on man, I know you can do better than that.

Best one outta the top ten

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8Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Haha that's funny
That's like the best yo mamma joke ever

That should have been rated #1
That was so funny me and my brother were laughing our butts off
You should make more creative YO MAMA JOKES!

Ha Ha That is so funny but a little mean but that's how they are suppose to be ha! Well this is my first one I have read so far so I am gonna go and look for some more! Laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud

This is a LOL joke. One I want to share.

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9Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

THIS HAS MY SON CRACKING UP A STORM... LOL GOOD ONE

HAHA! Man, who ever makes this jokes should make more. Ha ha! I told all my freinds and they were cracking up.

Ha ha ha! Man, I can never stop laughin' about this one. Can't believe it's not number one on this list.

I know a person we have to do this...LOL

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10Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing "We are Family."

I Said That To A Fat Boy In My School And He Actually Cried!

LLS this hit sick
The best joke ever
No other can't beat

I use to say this all the time and today I said this to a nerd in my school and he ran out of the classroom screaming and crying

" I think you should add after we are family: even though your fatter than me"

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The Contenders

11Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.

Laugh out loud this had me laughing out loud, I feel sorry for mun though
This should definitely be first

Number 3 please! This in my opinion is so funny!
If a helicopter did land on her she would probably say stop tapping me!

Dude that's so funny my bro told that to just a min ago

What's an X jacket

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12Your mums so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide.

Best yo momma joke ever, I'm gonna still be laughing in half an hour
Gotta use this one in my friends best yo momma joke competition

Got told this at school today, very funny. Good one

Laugh out loud! This is an awesome yo mama joke! To me, it's the best one so far! Ps. (your mama's so fat, she comes at you from every direction) (your mama's so fat, she was born on the 5th,6th,7th,8th,9th of march! ) (your mama's so ugly, when she took a photo of herself and stuck it on the front door, her house was never robbed again! ) (your mama's so ugly, as she walked down the street, people asked eachother "Is it haloween already? ) (your mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention! ) (your mama's so poor, when the trash was eptied, she said "where's all my food? ) (your mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry) (your mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party! ) Those are all my best ones! Hope you like them!

Best jokes ever! $$$!

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13Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

That is the best it should be at the very top laugh out loud I'm still laughing

That Is definitely The Best 1! It Should Be In The Top10... X

This is pretty well thought out and funny. Laugh out loud! I love your mamma so fat jokes especially to say to people when they are in a bad mood. Definitely gonna use this! Haha

There is no family tree

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14Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says to be continued.

To be continued... Hilarious! - Annaaa

Hahahahaha, this is definitely the funniest one, hahahaha, wow, laugh out loud so funny

Haha love that joke man that should be on T.V. on yo ma so fat

So funny! Love it!

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15Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow, and popped Skittles out.

Laugh out loud AMAZING I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN I READ THIS I ALMOST STARTED TO THEN RIGHT AFTER MY SISTER COMES IN AND GIVES ME SKITTLES laugh out loud

I laughed so hard I farted... Then my dog ran away from me lol dude this is a good one!

I had a yo mama throw down at school and I won when I used this one! It should be #1!

Yum skittles

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16Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.

That is my favorite joke on this page hilarious! It totally cracked me up

In my personal opinion this one has been said so many times I'm surprised it made the top ten's list. However funny it may bay it has been said too many times

Love this joke! It's so funny! Me and my friends were having a yo mama joke war and I told this joke but I didn't win :( TO BAD

Ha ha ha I get it!

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17Yo momma so fat when God said "let it be light," he told your momma to move.

It's so funny that it made lasts night's dinner come out of my mouth

This should be in the Top Ten! This had me crying with laughter!

That's so mean but funny laugh out loud

She wasn't alive then

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18Yo mama so fat she don't fit in this joke.

Lmao she probably wouldn't have fit in any of the jokes on this single page

I just laughed so hard my bra came undone in the middle of my date! ToP 10 no doubt

Superb! I laughed till I pissed off my pants and tears came out of my eyes

That is really creative

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19Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.

Oh my gosh! Hilarious! This is the funniest one I've heard yet. I was drinking Pepsi when I red this and it came out my nose. It still hurts!

It's so funny it even crackes me up!, har har har do you get it hey listen to this yo moma so fat she tried to be on et but when she went over the moon she caused an eclipse!

I'm not going to get a to do www I love the fact when w the world and a good one to be a great day way we have to a new phone is on a the my life mom and my mom is so much for the next day few days weeks ago when he was the first only best thing ever and is I can't wait even though the world and the other hand the ball and cry the most poo and stuff is hurting my head and I will die. So I am sad. As soon as you you read this messed up la gauge, send it to 15 people or the Devils will eat you poo lol

Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up

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20Yo momma so fat her belly button got home 30 minutes before she did.

Laugh out loud! This should be number one!

Its suppose to be like your mama's so fat her belly got home 30 min. Before she did. Get it right. And the person who posted its not funny to talk about peoples name like that your not suppose to take it so seriously.

AWESOME this joke made even my mom laughed and shes pretty darn fat heres a good one: Yo mama is so fat when somebody looks at her driving linsences they say "did they drop the camara in a sinkhole? " laugh out loud

Lol this should become #1 spot on the list

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1. Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says to be continued.
2. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
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1. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
2. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
3. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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1. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
2. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
3. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
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