Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Funny as hell - made me laugh a lot, I shared it with my friends too. It's good.
Damn this is the best joke in history of yo mama jokes. I'm using this on so many people.
I think this is one of the best yo mamma jokes I've ever read in a very long time I wanna read millions of them now because this was awesome it should be voted up and deserves number one not this is crap the worst one on the website ignore all the other bits at the top this is crap fail
This is really funny but if you wanna hear another funny one (my friends friend told me this one) He said, "Yo mama so fat that even Bob The Builder said, We can't fix that! "
[Newest]This has been before the funniest joke ever
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2Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
This was so funny! My sister and I laughed the longest at this one. My sister is currently posting this on facebook.
Baha that's funny man... I think this one should be number one its better then some of the 1st ones
Now that is probably the best one I started cracking up haha lol

[Newest]I get that plus dora sucks
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3Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
I was laughing for 2 mins. And kept reading it over and over again. Personally in my opinion, I think this joke should be #1 but it's number two and that's pretty okay.
This is a really in-appropriate one but hilarious! I loved it. probably the best one yet. At first I didn't get it but now I do! Probably one of the best yet! Nice!
This is, by far, the best I have heard of in a long time! I'm surprised to see that's it's not No. 1.


[Newest]I don't get this one?...

4Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
That's so wrong... But so funny...
Hahahahahahaha, oh man that's funny... Lolest. Imma try it on 1 of my friends
Isn't racist its just saying there's a lot of people in hong Kong LMAO!
[Newest]Made me laugh my butt off

5Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!
That is the best one yet. It made me shoot out chocolate milk out of my nose.
This joke is so funny that at school students always say it
laugh out loud
This should be on the first position with a crown
[Newest]It's just so funny

6Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
This one should be on the top 10 hahahaha I'm laughing to where I crap my pants!

Oh my god that's so funny I almost wet myself
Wow this joke must be in the top 5 list not top 10!
[Newest]Wow she must be fat

7Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
That is so harsh laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud. What will they come up with next? Laugh out loud it makes you wonder.
Wow, great joke, I love all of these kind of jokes, but this is probably one of my favorites, I don't usually laugh or even smile when I read jokes because they always seem funnier when some one says them out loud, but I could totally picture this joke and it is really funny... So I laughed
That mamma joke is so awesome, it's not even awesome. Maybe next time you should take my advice and make a good yo mamma joke. That's not even funny, it's to plain. You need to make a more radical joke, you no, one with more color and significance. I mean come on man, I know you can do better than that.
[Newest]Yo momma jokes are so funny everybody likes the jokes

8Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Haha that's funny
That's like the best yo mamma joke ever
That should have been rated #1
That was so funny me and my brother were laughing our butts off
You should make more creative YO MAMA JOKES!
Ha Ha That is so funny but a little mean but that's how they are suppose to be ha! Well this is my first one I have read so far so I am gonna go and look for some more! Laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud
[Newest]This is the classic I remember

9Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
HAHA! Man, who ever makes this jokes should make more. Ha ha! I told all my freinds and they were cracking up.
Ha ha ha! Man, I can never stop laughin' about this one. Can't believe it's not number one on this list.
[Newest]That's a good one

10Your mums so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide.
Best yo momma joke ever, I'm gonna still be laughing in half an hour
Gotta use this one in my friends best yo momma joke competition
Got told this at school today, very funny. Good one
Laugh out loud! This is an awesome yo mama joke! To me, it's the best one so far! Ps. (your mama's so fat, she comes at you from every direction) (your mama's so fat, she was born on the 5th,6th,7th,8th,9th of march! ) (your mama's so ugly, when she took a photo of herself and stuck it on the front door, her house was never robbed again! ) (your mama's so ugly, as she walked down the street, people asked eachother "Is it haloween already? ) (your mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention! ) (your mama's so poor, when the trash was eptied, she said "where's all my food? ) (your mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry) (your mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party! ) Those are all my best ones! Hope you like them!
[Newest]Lol Got me cracking up..

The Contenders

11Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
Laugh out loud this had me laughing out loud, I feel sorry for mun though
This should definitely be first
Number 3 please! This in my opinion is so funny!
If a helicopter did land on her she would probably say stop tapping me!
Dude that's so funny my bro told that to just a min ago
[Newest]Funny enough to make me laugh at kfc

12Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing "We are Family."
I Said That To A Fat Boy In My School And He Actually Cried!
LLS this hit sick
The best joke ever
No other can't beat
I use to say this all the time and today I said this to a nerd in my school and he ran out of the classroom screaming and crying
[Newest]I told that to my mama

13Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
That is the best it should be at the very top laugh out loud I'm still laughing
That Is definitely The Best 1! It Should Be In The Top10... X
This is pretty well thought out and funny. Laugh out loud! I love your mamma so fat jokes especially to say to people when they are in a bad mood. Definitely gonna use this! Haha
[Newest]That's the first joke I read and I fell of my chair laughing

14Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says to be continued.
To be continued... Hilarious!


Haha love that joke man that should be on T.V. on yo ma so fat
Hahahahaha, this is definitely the funniest one, hahahaha, wow, laugh out loud so funny
[Newest]Naa its old now

15Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
That is my favorite joke on this page hilarious! It totally cracked me up

In my personal opinion this one has been said so many times I'm surprised it made the top ten's list. However funny it may bay it has been said too many times
Lmao, This is on my TOP Ten list laugh out loud, I love this joke!
[Newest]Lame that's so boring

16Yo momma so fat when God said "let it be light," he told your momma to move.
It's so funny that it made lasts night's dinner come out of my mouth
This should be in the Top Ten! This had me crying with laughter!
That's so mean but funny laugh out loud
[Newest]Actually if you read the bible God says let there be light not let it be light but besides that terrible mistake the joke is funny

17Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow, and popped Skittles out.
I laughed so hard I farted... Then my dog ran away from me lol dude this is a good one!
I had a yo mama throw down at school and I won when I used this one! It should be #1!
[Newest]So funny I started crying I laughed so hard!

18Yo mama so fat she don't fit in this joke.
Lmao she probably wouldn't have fit in any of the jokes on this single page
I just laughed so hard my bra came undone in the middle of my date! ToP 10 no doubt
Superb! I laughed till I pissed off my pants and tears came out of my eyes
[Newest]That's hilarious man because his mamma at the gym

19Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Oh my gosh! Hilarious! This is the funniest one I've heard yet. I was drinking Pepsi when I red this and it came out my nose. It still hurts!
This is hilarious. The dude that made this up should be a millionaire. ^. ,.. ,. ^
That was like the best yo mamma joke ever this one is kid of lame hear it yo mamma so fat that even jupiter can fit into her
[Newest]It is so so so so so funny

20Yo momma so fat her belly button got home 30 minutes before she did.
Laugh out loud! This should be number one!
Its suppose to be like your mama's so fat her belly got home 30 min. Before she did. Get it right. And the person who posted its not funny to talk about peoples name like that your not suppose to take it so seriously.
AWESOME this joke made even my mom laughed and shes pretty darn fat heres a good one: Yo mama is so fat when somebody looks at her driving linsences they say "did they drop the camara in a sinkhole? " laugh out loud
[Newest]Lol! This should be number 1,

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