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1Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
2Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her
3Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
4Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!
5Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
6Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
7Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her
8Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
9Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
10Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
11Your mums so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide
12Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing We are Family
13Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
14Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
15Yo momma is so fat, that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.
16Yo momma so fat when God said let it be light he told your momma to move
17Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up
18Yo mama so fat she died
19Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
20Yo mama so fat she don't fit in this joke
21Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy
22Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt
23Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flipflops
24Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and popped Skittles out
25Yo mamma's so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said DAMN and ran away.
26Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery
27Yo momma so fat her belly button got home 30 minutes before she did
28Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food
29Yo momma so fat she's on both sides the family
30Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King
31Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orlean thought Katrina came back to finish the job
32Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.
33Yo momma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
34Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk
35Yo' mommas so fat that when she walked by the TV set I missed 3 seasons of Laguna Beach
36Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
37Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie
38Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass
39Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFC's
40Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant
41Yo mamma so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices
42Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map
43Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan
44Yo mama so fat it aint funny
45Yo mama so fat she leaves footsteps in concrete
46Yo mama is so fat a truck hit her and she said, Hey who threw that rock?
47Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
48Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up
49Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number
50Yo momma so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes Chicago, New York, L.A.
51Yo momma so fat God could not even lift her spirt
52Yo momma so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy
53Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.
54Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everybody
55Yo mama so fat she fell in a whirlpool and got stuck
56Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone
57Yo momma is so fat were in her right now
58Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live
59Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up
60Yo momma is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it.
61Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M
62Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale
63Yo momma so fat when she jogs she leaves pot holes
64Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person at the time
65Yo mama so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
66Yo momma is so fat when she farted it was the end of the world
67Yo mamma is so fat that on halloween she says trick or meatloaf
68Yo mama so fat when she went to McDonalds they offered her a group discount
69Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale Buzz Lightyear came out and said infinity and beyond!
70Yo mamas so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday
71Yo momma so fat not even a Twinkie would get her of the couch while a crane tries to support her
72Yo mama is so fat, Fat Albert was even scared of her and her weight.
73Yo momma so fat when she walked across the street, someone said,"Hey, the wooly mammoths are back!!"
74Yo momma so fat when she was standing on the corner a cop came along and told her to break it up
75Yo mama so fat that when she died, she ended world hunger.
76Yo mama is so fat people thought her butt hole was a black hole.
77Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
78Yo mama so fat that when she died she broke the stairway to heaven
79Yo mamma so fat her nickname is just DAMN
80Yo mamma is so fat when she was walking on the street her belly button was sticking out everybody started saying, hey look a third nipple!
81Yo mama so fat, that the Twinkies revolve around her.
82Yo mama so fat, her stomach gets home 15 minutes before she does.
83Yo mama so fat, when she entered a fat contest, she came in first, second, and third.
84Yo mama so fat they changed one size fits all to one size fits most
85Yo mama is so fat every time she tries to hide she is hiding that object that she is trying to hide by
86Yo Momma so fat her IUD picks up radio free Europe
87Yo mama so fat Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
88Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
89Yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
90Yo mama's so fat, I got lost after running around her.
91Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock
92Yo momma so fat people keep pushing her in the water at the beach so she won't die
93Yo mammas so fat when she went to her wedding the people sang the song "here comes the bride so fat and wide"
94Yo mama is so fat she can be my bear
95Yo mama's so fat I saw a picture of her on pages: 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
96Yo mamma is so fat she irons her pants on the street
97Yo mammas so fat, there's a reason why it's called 'HEAVE'n
98Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from Jenny Craig is the door
99Yo mama is so fat she fell of the side of the world and blocked the black hole
100Yo mama so fat she fell off all four sides of the bed
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