Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

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The Top Ten

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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
Funny as hell - made me laugh a lot, I shared it with my friends too. It's good.
Damn this is the best joke in history of yo mama jokes. I'm using this on so many people.
I think this is one of the best yo mamma jokes I've ever read in a very long time I wanna read millions of them now because this was awesome it should be voted up and deserves number one not this is crap the worst one on the website ignore all the other bits at the top this is crap fail
[Newest]Laugh out loud cool
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2Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her
This was so funny! My sister and I laughed the longest at this one. My sister is currently posting this on facebook.
Baha that's funny man... I think this one should be number one its better then some of the 1st ones
Now that is probably the best one I started cracking up haha lol

[Newest]This jokes as old as my mom
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3Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
I was laughing for 2 mins. And kept reading it over and over again. Personally in my opinion, I think this joke should be #1 but it's number two and that's pretty okay.
This is a really in-appropriate one but hilarious! I loved it. probably the best one yet. At first I didn't get it but now I do! Probably one of the best yet! Nice!
This is, by far, the best I have heard of in a long time! I'm surprised to see that's it's not No. 1.

LuigiLord

[Newest]This joke is very funny.

4Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!
That is the best one yet. It made me shoot out chocolate milk out of my nose.
This joke is so funny that at school students always say it
laugh out loud
This should be on the first position with a crown
[Newest]This joke is so two thousand late... But funny

5Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
That's so wrong... But so funny...
Hahahahahahaha, oh man that's funny... Lolest. Imma try it on 1 of my friends
Isn't racist its just saying there's a lot of people in hong Kong LMAO!
[Newest]Ha ha ha so funny


6Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her
This one should be on the top 10 hahahaha I'm laughing to where I crap my pants!

Oh my god that's so funny I almost wet myself
Wow this joke must be in the top 5 list not top 10!
[Newest]That's so funny my butt flow to space

7Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Haha that's funny
That's like the best yo mamma joke ever
That should have been rated #1
That was so funny me and my brother were laughing our butts off
You should make more creative YO MAMA JOKES!
Ha Ha That is so funny but a little mean but that's how they are suppose to be ha! Well this is my first one I have read so far so I am gonna go and look for some more! Laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud
[Newest]That is like so... hilarious

8Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
That is so harsh laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud. What will they come up with next? Laugh out loud it makes you wonder.
Wow, great joke, I love all of these kind of jokes, but this is probably one of my favorites, I don't usually laugh or even smile when I read jokes because they always seem funnier when some one says them out loud, but I could totally picture this joke and it is really funny... So I laughed
That mamma joke is so awesome, it's not even awesome. Maybe next time you should take my advice and make a good yo mamma joke. That's not even funny, it's to plain. You need to make a more radical joke, you no, one with more color and significance. I mean come on man, I know you can do better than that.
[Newest]This is so funny! I almost laughed out loud in English Class while watching this! LOL

9Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
THIS HAS MY SON CRACKING UP A STORM... LOL GOOD ONE
HAHA! Man, who ever makes this jokes should make more. Ha ha! I told all my freinds and they were cracking up.
Ha ha ha! Man, I can never stop laughin' about this one. Can't believe it's not number one on this list.
[Newest]Laugh out loud that sounds like something I would do to my friend

10Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
Laugh out loud this had me laughing out loud, I feel sorry for mun though
This should definitely be first
Number 3 please! This in my opinion is so funny!
If a helicopter did land on her she would probably say stop tapping me!
Dude that's so funny my bro told that to just a min ago
[Newest]Those are cool half them I knew

The Contenders

11Your mums so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide
Best yo momma joke ever, I'm gonna still be laughing in half an hour
Gotta use this one in my friends best yo momma joke competition
Got told this at school today, very funny. Good one
Laugh out loud! This is an awesome yo mama joke! To me, it's the best one so far! Ps. (your mama's so fat, she comes at you from every direction) (your mama's so fat, she was born on the 5th,6th,7th,8th,9th of march! ) (your mama's so ugly, when she took a photo of herself and stuck it on the front door, her house was never robbed again! ) (your mama's so ugly, as she walked down the street, people asked eachother "Is it haloween already? ) (your mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention! ) (your mama's so poor, when the trash was eptied, she said "where's all my food? ) (your mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry) (your mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party! ) Those are all my best ones! Hope you like them!
[Newest]Lol my friends said this in school

12Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
That is the best it should be at the very top laugh out loud I'm still laughing
That Is definitely The Best 1! It Should Be In The Top10... X
This is pretty well thought out and funny. Laugh out loud! I love your mamma so fat jokes especially to say to people when they are in a bad mood. Definitely gonna use this! Haha
[Newest]1 of the few yo mama jokes that got me laughing hard. Great

13Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing We are Family
I Said That To A Fat Boy In My School And He Actually Cried!
LLS this hit sick
The best joke ever
No other can't beat
I use to say this all the time and today I said this to a nerd in my school and he ran out of the classroom screaming and crying
[Newest]Your mom is so stupid she put two 25 cents in her ears an thought she was listening to 50cent the rapper

14Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
That is my favorite joke on this page hilarious! It totally cracked me up

In my personal opinion this one has been said so many times I'm surprised it made the top ten's list. However funny it may bay it has been said too many times
Lmao, This is on my TOP Ten list laugh out loud, I love this joke!
[Newest]Yo mama so fat, her nickname is lana

15Yo momma is so fat, that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.
To be continued... Hilarious!

Annaaa

Hahahahaha, this is definitely the funniest one, hahahaha, wow, laugh out loud so funny
Haha love that joke man that should be on T.V. on yo ma so fat
[Newest]Hilarious my friend that a bit his sister kept me laughing all day

16Yo momma so fat when God said let it be light he told your momma to move
It's so funny that it made lasts night's dinner come out of my mouth
This should be in the Top Ten! This had me crying with laughter!
That's so mean but funny laugh out loud
[Newest]Me and bro laugh so hard

17Yo mama so fat she died
What this isn't that funny, its sad
That is the most dumbest and stupidest joke ever.
I so don't agree with this joke. I mean its really not nice. and there's nothing about that joke that makes you yell out laugh out loud! I don't like this joke! Can you please delete it?
[Newest]This sucks it doesn't make sense

18Yo mama so fat she don't fit in this joke
Lmao she probably wouldn't have fit in any of the jokes on this single page
Superb! I laughed till I pissed off my pants and tears came out of my eyes
I just laughed so hard my bra came undone in the middle of my date! ToP 10 no doubt
[Newest]That is really funny

19Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and popped Skittles out
Laugh out loud FRIGGIN AMAZING I LAUGHED SO FREAKING HARD WHEN I READ THIS I ALMOST STARTED TO THEN RIGHT AFTER MY SISTER COMES IN AND GIVES ME SKITTLES laugh out loud
I laughed so hard I farted... Then my dog ran away from me lol dude this is a good one!
I had a yo mama throw down at school and I won when I used this one! It should be #1!
[Newest]I think it was supposed to say yo mama so old when I tolled her to act her age she died

20Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up
Oh my gosh! Hilarious! This is the funniest one I've heard yet. I was drinking Pepsi when I red this and it came out my nose. It still hurts!
This is hilarious. The dude that made this up should be a millionaire. ^. ,.. ,. ^
That was like the best yo mamma joke ever this one is kid of lame hear it yo mamma so fat that even jupiter can fit into her
[Newest]I love the mama jokes!

21Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMTAYOMAT! ( rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco and you owe me a taco. ) THAT WAS AMAZING.
That yo momma joke is lame
Hilarious that never gets old
[Newest]That sucks don't get it ass

22Yo momma so fat her belly button got home 30 minutes before she did
Laugh out loud! This should be number one!
AWESOME this joke made even my mom laughed and shes pretty darn fat heres a good one: Yo mama is so fat when somebody looks at her driving linsences they say "did they drop the camara in a sinkhole? " laugh out loud
So funny I was drinking coke and herd my sister say this so when I herd it my coke came out my nose...
[Newest]So funny, I was like laughing for ever laugh out loud!

23Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt
Lmao. That made me laugh 10 mins straight.

Should be top ten
My chest hurts from laughing at this this is so funny
This is a brilliant joke and it cracked me up
[Newest]This is a good one

24Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy
Ha aha hahaha so funny I was cracking up when I heard this
I quite enjoyed this joke, when I read it my stomach split! I just couldn't stop laughing at how funny it was, I have never read anything so... HALARIOUSLY RAVISHING!.
lol
lmfaoo
haha
this is so funny I legit like died
to be honest I really like this joke and I think its amazing
[Newest]Ha ha ha ha ha ha he he he he enjoyable!

25Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery
This is the only one that actually made me crack up. This is such a funny joke
Laugh out loud Funny as hell
That is our favourite one out of. All of them
[Newest]That is so funny how do people come up with stuff like this

26Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King
THAT IS A GOOD JOKE I THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY!
Lmfao this is hilarious
It cracked me up!
[Newest]I think yo mama jokes are mean

27Yo mamma's so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said DAMN and ran away.
LMFAO! This should be on th top 10! Relly, I mean I was literally dying because od laughing

liviarg

Ahahaha I laughed so hard my sister thought that there was something wrong with me!
Love it
it so funny joke ever
whoever post its so funny
[Newest]Made me stop breathing

28Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flipflops
That happened to my mom laugh out loud
Laugh out loud that is awesome
What if she was fat but went to the store and traded the high heels for flip flops? I get it but... I don't know man
[Newest]Laugh out loud it cracked me up πŸ˜‚

29Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up
THIS SHOULD BE NUMBER 1, I laughed so hard I cried.. Just imagine it in your mind.. A fat mom trying to get up by rocking.. Then she fell asleep!

sports11

The funniest one I've read so far! Me and my friends can't stop laughing!
I really liked it because I notice that most of them are not even funny or even made scense or there probably got that off at someone that's wht I picked this yo mama joke.
If you want to contact me for a little prize for the only person that actually shared.
[Newest]Laugh out loud, SO FUNNY

30Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food
Laugh out loud so funny I literally laugh so hard. Me gonna tell my friends this joke again so funny
Ahaha L0L that's the best one yet and it made me laugh for ages
It is so funny and I like it a lot but bear should hide to
[Newest]It was all right

31Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant
Absolutely amazing joke who ever made this is amazing and needs a statue with the joke written on it
that was the funniest joke I have ever read
good one l. m. a. o lol

zimzim321

[Newest]It's SO FUNNY HAHA laugh out loud

32Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orlean thought Katrina came back to finish the job
This is like laugh out loud I was laughing out loud at 120 and my mom told me to be quiet but this surly is my favorite out of The ones I heard
It's Funny A'hh! But When It Really Happened In New Orleans It Was Sad So My Mama Told Me Not To Laugh That Much But I like The Joke Just don't Think That Its Ok. To Go Around Saying That Sometime!
That is so funny that when yo mother did jumping jacks she made an earth qwake
[Newest]That joke was so funny I laughed 5 minutes straight.

33Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFC's
Laugh out loud that's hilarious kfc she probably learned them from alphabet soup
That is the funniest and best of all yo mama jokes
Good one I said that to somebody and they creid
[Newest]The only alphabet I know IS KFC

34Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Laugh out loud that's quite good, but the coat is still gonna be tight! Seriouslythough thumbs up if you think this is good LMFAO!
This is the funniest hah!
It's funny but still animal cruelty
[Newest]Yo mamma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck

35Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.
THAT WAS SO FUNNY laugh out loud sick
J/K IT WAS OK
This one took me like 2 months to get
We had to look up what green peace means for future veiwers greenpeace means
Greenpeace - an international organization that works for environmental conservation and the preservation of endangered species
[Newest]Yo mama so fat Obama claimed her as a new country

36Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie
That was awesome... I'm still laughing my sisterts cryin
It WAS yo mama so stupid but this is a yo mama so fat website. It was so funny when I heard it!
It made me crack up so hard. Me and my friends were spitting our drinks out because it was so funny
[Newest]I'm still laughing from this one!

37Yo momma so fat she's skinny
+dam that's just bad
This is really bad post a new one! I want one that makes me CRACK UP!
This is so crap it shouldn't be published but I guess the not making sense is the funny bit
[Newest]That is the dumbest joke ever I hate it

38Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk
Awesome, completely awesome. Nice one bro
That was to funny nice one bro
Haha I laughed so hard my mom that I was going to have a asthma attack..
[Newest]This one's really good ha ha!

39Yo mama so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
Laugh out loud best joke ever this should so be number 1 always, good one, you are a legend whoever made this
This is the only one that actually made me crack up. This is such a funny joke laugh out loud
Haha so so funny I couldn't stop laughing when I tried to write it down my hand shook!
[Newest]Laugh out loud laugh out loud

40Yo mama is so fat a truck hit her and she said, Hey who threw that rock?
I've heard it before and it makes total sense but still so funny!
It so funny because with this joke I beat someone in a you mama joke contest
It was very good can you please come up with more because I wanna beat my friend on these new ones you got if you got some talent?
[Newest]Funny I cracked up for 10 minutes straight

41Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number
So funny I told this one to my friend and he almost died because he laughed to much
Oh my God, this is so Awesome! Seriously laughed my ass off reading this.. Thanks a bunch!
Ok I said this to my friend and she ended up hating me! This is the BEST yo momma joke EVER! I never even liked that girl! Thanks yo momma!
[Newest]Wow very normal I didn't even laugh

42Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map
This made me laugh out loud
Laugh out loud I get it laugh out loud.
I laugh so hard my pant was wet in 2 seconds, who created this jokes?
[Newest]It made me laugh hard

43Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass
That is just so wrong but oh so true!
That's funny as hell and oh so wrong laugh out loud
Oh. My. God. I cannot even begin to describe my utter adoration of this joke. Just no (: I was reading these jokes in class and I saw this one and I seriously spit my gum out laughing. In math class. And where did my gum land? In the boy in front of me's hair. Even Jesus himself would laugh at this joke

Evry1sALittleBitRacist83

[Newest]Laugh out loud that is so funny my belly hurts

44Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live
Greatest. Joke. Ever. You deserve billions dude. That was the greatest and funniest thing in the world
I'm eating corn flakes while reading this and milk just burst out of my nose due to my insane laughter. My whole keyboard is messed up now too
Love it. Funniest joke ever nearly died laughing.
[Newest]Well she gets to liveπŸ˜†

45Yo mamma so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices
Awesome it is so so so so so so so so so so funny
DAMN! That's the best one yet! You can't top that!
Dude I almost like peed my pant... Instead I think I farted
[Newest]Laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud

46Yo mama so fat it aint funny
hahahaha one day is said that to my friend he started cracking up man :) (:
Yeah so is the joke it's so stupid
SO FUNNY IT MADE WATER COME OUT OF MY EYES
[Newest]Laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud

47Yo momma is so fat when she farted it was the end of the world
This one is so funny and I am going to use it on my sisters friend who always tells me yo mamma jokes. SO FUNNY!. Were do you come up with this stuff. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
The number 39 was the funniest joke ha ha ha. Yo momma is so fat when she farted it was the end of the world love the t one. Wow I can't stop laughing HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! WELL I THINK THAT IS IT. THANK YOU
Awesome I said that to my mom and she laughed so hard she peed her pants best joke ever it is so funny who!
[Newest]Haha laugh out loud so funny

48Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan
She sent an apology note to japan for creating the tsunami of japan
I was very confused as to what happened in japan
So funny I laughed 15 minutes I told my mom she was red as a mug on that joke
[Newest]I kinda don't get it

49Yo mama so fat she leaves footsteps in concrete
Haha so funny please make more I've been laughing since I was five and I'm 15:)πŸ˜‚
Sos her and laugh out loud
I think it's really funny
[Newest]Very funny once I saw the joke I bursted with laughter

50Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
That's why my YouTube lags all of the time
Laugh out loud laughed so hard I cried

51Yo momma so fat God could not even lift her spirt
It's real funny for me because spirit is suppose to be weightless. So this joke has so many dimension in it. A bible verse, a creator being and physic.
That is just hilarious so telling my friends this joke good job and make site the writer keeps them coming!
This is the funniest jokes ever about god that why fat people can't go to heaven because the fat peoples take all the space in heaven
[Newest]When I first heard this one I said wait I think there talking about my mother.

52Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up
Your mama is so fat weight watchers want look at her
Funny laugh out loud
Man this is funny
[Newest]Me and my friend cracked up. laugh out loud

53Yo momma so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes Chicago, New York, L.A.
THIS is the greatest yo mama joke ever come on guys give it the fame it deserves.
I really like that when
Laugh out loud freaked awesome joke should be I the top ten
[Newest]Haha this is so great I'm still laughing now

54Yo mamma is so fat that on halloween she says trick or meatloaf
I'm WITH 5 PEOPLE AND WE ALL LAUGHED AT THAT JOKE
Loved this... Me and my son cracked up!
Yo momma is so fat we make jokes about her.
[Newest]Haha this is so funny

55Yo momma so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy
Hilarious, that should be on top 10
That is pro-banging! still sat here laughing now haha
That was the best joke ever
[Newest]Love it laugh out loud

56Yo momma is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it.
Best on list as far as I am concerned some these aren't that good I think this should actually be in the top ten. 5 from the top ten really weren't that good.
This is the best yo mama joke.
Laugh out loud nice

57Yo Mamma so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
I've used this one on all of my friends and everyone of them laughed

FREAKING laugh out loud! Amazing! Great job dude! Use this on all your friends.
Mine laughed ^__^
OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS ONE #1 I LOVE THIS ONE ITS THE BEST I'm 12 YRS OLD AND MY 8YRS OLD SISTER WAS LAUGHING 4 LIKE 4-5MINS GOSH SHE GETS REALLY ANNOYING WHEN IT COMES TO HER LAUGHING TO!
[Newest]Laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud

58Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everybody
I think I went to the movies with her
This one is one of the bests :P
Laugh out loud nice 1

59Yo momma is so fat were in her right now
Totally weird but funny laugh out loud
Hope she's hot =)
I don't know not funny
[Newest]This is damn stupid what do you take us for

60Yo mamas so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday
Ha ha ha, Bloody hilarious... This should be at least among the top 15...
Come on guys vote for this
WoW. The last time I saw someone that fat I thought, no wonder people are starving to death
FUNNY GOT C3 FOR Saying I
I GOT SLAPPED AS WELL HAHA
BEST JOKE EVER can't STOP LAUGHING AT IT
[Newest]That means I don't have to get her any presents! I'm a genius!

61Yo mama so fat she fell in a whirlpool and got stuck
this should be number 1-10 or else its poor forever, hope you like it so much

crazy1

A whirlpool, in an ocean, that must be a gigantic momma, to be able to get stuck. Like that's just so big, but I like this one thanks dude, I'm gonna use this one against people, it will leave them speechless
Laugh out loud pretty funny but I've heard better

62Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.
Lolz that is so funny yo mama is like a hardware store 5cents a screw
I know a funny yo mama joke to dude yo mama so fat that she uses the entire country of Mexico as a tanning bed
Here's one yo mama's so fat it takes 2 planes and a train to get her to the good side
[Newest]Haha that's messed up. I am so going to use this.

63Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person at the time
O mi dayz - I made my brother laugh in this one - he doesn't laugh at anything
That's so funny I actually fell off my chair this is one of the best jokes ever who ever made this up should be a millionaire so funny you smart man
hahaha... that is so freakin funny
i told my mama and she laughed so hard she peed her pants
[Newest]This joke is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so... Funny

64Yo mama so fat that when she died, she ended world hunger.
If only it were true
I am sorry that's kinda mean but HILARIOUS!
That was a really good one
[Newest]Awesome laugh out loud

65Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone
Yo mamas so fat she took up to much space so we hade to move to a new planet

66Yo momma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Oh my god that made my mom die laughing I thing this is the best one ever on the united states.

I thought this was fab, I loved it so much and I just couldn't stop laughing
I thought this joke was very funny and made my friends laugh laugh out loud
[Newest]That is good man or girl

67Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M
This is so funny. It deserves to be in the top 20.
That makes no since
Forget top 20 it should be top 3

68Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale Buzz Lightyear came out and said infinity and beyond!
ROFL, that is funny. 'INFINITY AND BE FAT'
Laugh out loud!
This is the best one ever!
I needed the toilet after this joke
Laugh out loud hilarious
[Newest]Move to very top please so funny

69Yo mama so fat when she went to McDonalds they offered her a group discount
That was the best one in the not top tens.

It's not the best but still made me smile
Laugh out loud it was really good
[Newest]Your mama's so fat that she snores during the day.

70Yo momma so fat when she jogs she leaves pot holes
Lmbo. My Sister Thought This Was The Funniest One Ever! Laughed Til' I Farted! Haha, But It Was Cool!
Haha that was funny

71Yo momma so fat she's on both sides the family
That was so funny I Lmfao and my sister was laughing so hard that she burped and farted at the same time
That's so funny I forgot to laugh
Laugh out loud! That was so funny
[Newest]Haha! That's not funny

72Yo mama so fat, her shirts come in three sizes: Large, Extra Large, and OH MY GOD, IT'S COMING!
This joke is freaking hilarious I laughed like theres no tommorrow... Laugh out loud..
Thanks for the awesome joke its really good>>///
Laugh out loud! That is one of the funniest yo mama so fat jokes I've heard
I laughed for 47 years
[Newest]Oh my god is saying gods name in vane

73Yo mama is so fat, Fat Albert was even scared of her and her weight.
I do not get that at all
Fat Albert is another name for the Boeing 747 Aircraft
I do not get that
[Newest]Because in the show of Fat Albert, everyone is scared of him because of his weight. He looks huge.

74Yo mamma is so fat when she was walking on the street her belly button was sticking out everybody started saying, hey look a third nipple!
That is the funniest joke ever my gosh!
SHUT UP BEAST! Laugh out loud. I'll bet it was bigger than an average womans' nipple.
Wow I held my nose when I was laughing at this one and I don't know why!

75Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Best joke ever-office space reference. HILARIOUS
MORE LIKE THIS ONE PLEASE
Laugh out loud it so funny
Your mum is so poor she can't even pay attention

76Yo momma so fat when she was standing on the corner a cop came along and told her to break it up
Its funny laugh out loud
Wow that is very funny you should add more like that
So funny laughed all day at school

77Yo momma so fat when she walked across the street, someone said,"Hey, the wooly mammoths are back!!"
That should be to mama so hairy joke but still funny laugh out loud
Of I almost died laughing
Move to the top

78Yo mama so fat that when she died she broke the stairway to heaven
So funny.. I woke my brother up from laughing to hard
HAA... So funny laugh out loud-lauch out loud my brother and mom was laughing who ever made this one I don't like it I love it...
This is the first Yo Mama joke I ever heard! My friend told it to me today earlier.

79Yo mama so fat that when she went camping the bears had to hide their food
That is really funny

80Your mama is so fat you feed on her junk
Get a life: I've heard this one many times. I can make a better one right here. Yo mama's so old, she was watching 'My Little Pony'. I told her to act her actual age and she DIED!
Crazy I laughed to death

81Yo momma is so fat that she wants to see her feet for Christmas
This is so pathetic that even Simon Cowell could come up with it.

82Yo mamma so fat her nickname is just DAMN
I ALWAYS USE THIS JOKE

83Yo mamma so fat I can stand on her belly and give God high five!!
Laugh out loud! THIS IS THE BEST ONE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN A YO MAMA JOKE! GOD MUST BE PROUD! PREACH!

84Yo' mommas so fat that when she walked by the TV set I missed 3 seasons of Laguna Beach
Ha! I love this one. It is my favorite.

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That is the the most funniest thing ever!
Best joke ever! Should be in top 10
[Newest]I love that joke my sister says that to me a lot

85Yo mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu
TRY THIS ONE... YO MAMA SO FAT, NOT EVEN FAT ALBERT WOULD DATE HER laugh out loud TELL ME IF THIS IS FUNNY
Oh my god!
Too funny...
Funny and awesome! Love this one

86Yo mama is so fat people thought her butt hole was a black hole.
That's a good one man/girl I don't know who did it :--)
That is so funny. I couldn't help telling my friends that :P
How many dicks can a black whole fit

87Your mama is so fat people called her a wild hog

88Yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
This one was very good
Dang that's so funny! Seriously wowie wow wow I don't know when I can stop laughing ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he he stop it I can't breathe! Oh no worries I'll stop laughing in let's say a couple years
You guys are dumb my grandpa tells better jokes and he's dead
[Newest]Actually this is physically impossible because of gravity so please delete this

89Yo mama so fat, her stomach gets home 15 minutes before she does.
This is one of the better Yo momma jokes
Laugh out loud that bloody funny

90Yo mama so fat, when she entered a fat contest, she came in first, second, and third.
Laugh out loud I LAUGHED so HARD!
That would be impossible... Wait I get duh. Ha ha ha
AWESOME AND FUNNY! Laugh out loud AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME THAT'S SO FUNNY! BEST JOKE EVER!
[Newest]I Don't get it but it is very funny

91Yo mammas so fat when she went to her wedding the people sang the song "here comes the bride so fat and wide"
That's really I must save that
It is the funniest yo momma
That's the funniest I've heard yet!

92Yo mama is so fat every time she tries to hide she is hiding that object that she is trying to hide by
I kinda get it but its not really that funny :/
I have no idea what that means

93Yo mama so fat, that the Twinkies revolve around her.
Haha my brother is cracking up laughping

94Yo mama's so fat I saw a picture of her on pages: 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
Oh that is just too much laugh out loud
Good job on the picture part
You just can't make me stop leaching

95Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock
Nice I really love this
Laugh out loud this is funny going to tell my friends about it
I Laughed So Hard At This I Told My Family And They Cracked Up Love it Wanna See More Like This
[Newest]Very funny it is one of the best

96Yo mama so fat they changed one size fits all to one size fits most
One size fits most people but not her

97Yo mama is so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a five kill scorestreak.
Nice one I love it I was laughing hard
Nice one I was laughing hard
Someone say it on bo2

98Yo mama is so fat when I said release the Kraken, your mom came
Laugh out loud I like this one
Wow can't believe how stupid this joke is!

99Yo mama's so fat, I got lost after running around her.
It really funny it was funny I forgot to laugh plus did you know I almost fell down my seat but just to tell you please pretty please post more of these funny yo momma jokes
THIS IS SO FUNNY I GOT MY boyfriend to laugh and scream
That is one of the best jokes!
[Newest]WOW that's so funny!

100Yo Momma so fat her IUD picks up radio free Europe
That was not funny didn't get it
That's stupid as hell not funny
My whole family laughed thanks that was a really good one please make more like this please and thank you
[Newest]I don't know what it means

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