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1Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing More comments about Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
2Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her More comments about Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her
3Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
4Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!
5Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
6Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her
7Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
8Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
9Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
10Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
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11Your mums so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide
12Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
13Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing We are Family
14Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
15Yo momma is so fat, that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.
16Yo momma so fat when God said let it be light he told your momma to move
17Yo mama so fat she died
18Yo mama so fat she don't fit in this joke
19Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and popped Skittles out
20Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up
21Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
22Yo momma so fat her belly button got home 30 minutes before she did
23Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt
24Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy
25Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery
26Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King
27Yo mamma's so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said DAMN and ran away.
28Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flipflops
29Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up
30Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food
31Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant
32Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orlean thought Katrina came back to finish the job
33Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFC's
34Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
35Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.
36Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie
37Yo momma so fat she's skinny
38Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk
39Yo mama is so fat a truck hit her and she said, Hey who threw that rock?
40Yo mama so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
41Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number
42Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map
43Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass
44Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live
45Yo mama so fat it aint funny
46Yo mamma so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices
47Yo momma is so fat when she farted it was the end of the world
48Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan
49Yo mama so fat she leaves footsteps in concrete
50Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
51Yo momma so fat God could not even lift her spirt
52Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up
53Yo momma so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes Chicago, New York, L.A.
54Yo mamma is so fat that on halloween she says trick or meatloaf
55Yo momma so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy
56Yo momma is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it.
57Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everybody
58Yo Mamma so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
59Yo momma is so fat were in her right now
60Yo mamas so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday
61Yo mama so fat she fell in a whirlpool and got stuck
62Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.
63Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person at the time
64Yo mama so fat that when she died, she ended world hunger.
65Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone
66Yo momma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
67Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M
68Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale Buzz Lightyear came out and said infinity and beyond!
69Yo mama so fat when she went to McDonalds they offered her a group discount
70Yo momma so fat when she jogs she leaves pot holes
71Yo momma so fat she's on both sides the family
72Yo mama so fat, her shirts come in three sizes: Large, Extra Large, and OH MY GOD, IT'S COMING!
73Yo mama is so fat, Fat Albert was even scared of her and her weight.
74Yo mamma is so fat when she was walking on the street her belly button was sticking out everybody started saying, hey look a third nipple!
75Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
76Yo momma so fat when she was standing on the corner a cop came along and told her to break it up
77Yo momma so fat when she walked across the street, someone said,"Hey, the wooly mammoths are back!!"
78Yo momma is so fat that she wants to see her feet for Christmas
79Yo mama so fat that when she died she broke the stairway to heaven
80Yo mama so fat that when she went camping the bears had to hide their food
81Your mama is so fat you feed on her junk
82Yo mamma so fat her nickname is just DAMN
83Yo mamma so fat I can stand on her belly and give God high five!!
84Yo' mommas so fat that when she walked by the TV set I missed 3 seasons of Laguna Beach
85Yo mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu
86Yo mama is so fat people thought her butt hole was a black hole.
87Your mama is so fat people called her a wild hog
88Yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
89Yo mama so fat, her stomach gets home 15 minutes before she does.
90Yo mama so fat, when she entered a fat contest, she came in first, second, and third.
91Yo mammas so fat when she went to her wedding the people sang the song "here comes the bride so fat and wide"
92Yo mama is so fat every time she tries to hide she is hiding that object that she is trying to hide by
93Yo mama so fat, that the Twinkies revolve around her.
94Yo mama's so fat I saw a picture of her on pages: 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
95Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock
96Yo mama so fat they changed one size fits all to one size fits most
97Yo mama is so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a five kill scorestreak.
98Yo mama is so fat when I said release the Kraken, your mom came
99Yo mama's so fat, I got lost after running around her.
100Yo Momma so fat her IUD picks up radio free Europe
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