Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

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141 Your mama is so fat she makes the oil

That is not funny hope you never make a yo mama joke again

I do not get this joke its very dumb... -_-

142 Yo mama is so pale every time she goes to a aboriginal centre the aboriginals thought she was a spirit
143 Yo momma is so fat when she took a shower her feet didn't get wet.

How could take a shower anyway if shes that fat.

This made me crake up

Opinions are stupid I wont write one


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144 Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from Jenny Craig is the door.

Laugh out loud just heard this one but its pretty funny - supreme

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145 Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock.

Laugh out loud this is funny going to tell my friends about it

I Laughed So Hard At This I Told My Family And They Cracked Up Love it Wanna See More Like This

Lmfao this deserve to be in the top ten

I have seen this one on this website 4 times now

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146 Yo mamma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a packet of hotdogs.

What up dow! This joke is about my mommy.

Well it is not funny because when everybody looks up it does the same thing

Wow dis stuff is just plain funny

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147 Ya mum so fat she ate Jenny and Craig.

I love those yo mama jokes made me crack up they were awesome

Ahaha I heard a simailer one! I'm lovin it though hahaa

Still laughing at this one, should definitely be in the top 10, so funny.

Laugh out loud :) this is great!

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148 Yo mama so fat that when I threw an apple at her it floated around her because she has her own gravitational pull.

Hilarious! Couldn't stop laughing!

This was great! The funniest one yet.

Go go mommas so stiupid she put two dobble. AAs up her ass and she said I got the power.

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149 Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.

THAT WAS SO FUNNY laugh out loud sick

This one took me like 2 months to get

We had to look up what green peace means for future veiwers greenpeace means
Greenpeace - an international organization that works for environmental conservation and the preservation of endangered species

Lel laughed the hardest at this one =3 'Be free, Yo Mama! '

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150 Yo mamma is so fat, she fell off the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Hell yeah dog! Laughed my ass off

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151 Yo momma so fat her pinky toe is the size of Africa.

Wow these joke are terrific

The funniest Joke ever

That's a big ass toe

Holey crap I farted

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152 Yo mama's so fat, I used the elastic from her underwear for bungie jumping.

That's the funniest one I have ever heard of

What happens if she wears lacey

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153 Yo mama so fat that when she burped, a black hole formed. Fortunatly, she was there to clog it up.

You did it again that was amazing. Funniest Joke ever. My best joke in the world

Funny as heck. I can't stop laughing as my friends would say its beast mode.

that was so funny lol nice one lol I can't stop laughing

Lol that should be in top 5 at least

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154 Yo momma so fat they install speed bumps at all you can eat buffets

Funny I just got that one! Sad laugh out loud to the extreme. She needs speedbumps because she is so fast getting her food

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155 Yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from taking a holiday is the front door

Hell funny man this is so good man this awesome man yeah man dude man the holiday part is fun

It makes everyone life well so keep going your jokes are asum and cheeky. My mum sasid shut up but I kept going because the jokes are good. Thank you very mutch for your joke on this computer and I hope that you keep going so well doing for doing those and could you domore. Thank you

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156 Yo mama so fat she play slip and slide with the free way

That is man funny I told my friends and they started cracking up haha!

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157 Yo mamma so fat that the help is not possible V 3 Comments
158 Yo mama so fat when she opens the fridge it says I give up

That's funny and when your mom reads this she'll say "that's what happen to me

Laugh out loud laugh out loud that was a good one NICE!

Its stupid
My dog can do better than that
Do something else with your life

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159 Your mama's so fat I had to slap myself to make sure I wasn't seeing double.

Yeah you were seeing double.. A DOUBLE CHIN laugh out loud

Lmfao I Learned It & Said It To A Girl&i got in Trouble

Really funny! Nice! Did you know that pie is a source of protein?

I see a double every time with a fat person

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160 Yo momma so fat she tried to be on E.T. but when she went over the moon she caused an eclipse

Its so funny if your wondering I'm the same guy who said that on number 27 now hopefully it will be accepted as a joke on this website you guys are awesome and go to this website always dudes!

This is amazing it made me laugh my head off

Laugh out loud this is hilarious I just died

So sorry to hear it from you. It is a piece of crap just like you

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1. Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says to be continued.
2. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
1. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
2. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
3. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
1. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
2. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
3. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.

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