Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

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161 Yo mama so fat when she tripped it caused hurricane katrina

Funny but I've seen solo many funny jokes I gotta go to bed before I crap myself

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162 Yo momma so fat when I said I want pigs in a blanket she got back in bed.

That is very true I've seen it happen - Samfisherofwoe

So funny I was laughing too much to tell my friend the joke

I see that before

To fockin funny pissing myself

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163 Yo mamma is so fat the house lives in her

Dude that's beast! I have never seen something that hilarious in my life keep it up

That's rude from yo mama's point of view 🌪🌪🌪

164 Yo mama so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party

Yo man that joke was wack dog

That's nice when I red that I laughed that's so funny

My mom laughed so hard LOL!...


HAhaha laugh out loud

165 Yo Mamma Is So Fat, when she sat on a ipod video she created the nano

Funny stuff man funny stuff

Wow this is awesome I'm dying

166 Yo momma so fat she put the lipo in liposuction
167 Yo momma is so fat she couldn't press a computer key without pressing 2 or 3
168 Yo momma so fat she works in a glass shop sitting on sand
169 Yo mama's so fat she got it goin' on... and one and on and on.
170 Yo mama so fat she went bugee jumping and the bridge sagged

That was stupid as hell... But hilarious!

171 Yo mommas so fat she runs out of breath trying to breathe

Laughed so hard, I could not breath when I read this. I laughed so hard I woke everyone up in the house laughing, then I read it to everyone and everyone burst out laughing this deserves to be on the top ten list for sure! Give this joke what it needs to make other people laugh so vote for this on it needs to be number 2 not number 120!

So bloody funny. Who wouldn't like that joke. Me and my sis just laughed like we have never laughed before!

This is such an awesome joke I cracked up. My sisters llike what is wrong with and then I read them this joke and they start out good one

That is so so funny I wish I came up with that

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172 God made Noah build the ark because he knew your mom was going for a swim

HAHAHAHAHAHHA awesome! HAHAHAHA man I can't stop laughing
man where did you make that one up

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173 Yo mama so fat... but heck I like fat women.

This is very very por... I hated this more than I hate broccoli... And I despise broccoli very much... Hate whoever posted this... Disgusting!

That, is absolute CLASS. Made me laugh reading the other 121, then seeing this one that puts a whole new take on the subject. Have a shiny star

I do love a good 'Yo momma's so fat' joke, but DAMN if this one didn't make me laugh out loud, literally. As in I startled my cat! Only one so far that did too! An unexpected twist-ending! Brilliant! Best so far.

Who ever posted this joke doesn't know what funny is

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174 Yo mama's so fat she puts mayonnaise on her Advil

Omy god that's the first of theses jokes that I've seriously laughed out loud at!

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175 Yo mama is so fat she needs a licence plate to walk

! Still laughing after 10 minutes

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176 Yo mommas so fat she don't fit on this top ten list

Lame try this yo mama like a hardware store ten cents for a screw

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177 Yo mama is so fat she can only survive by eating smaller fat people
178 Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it's over Nine THOUSAAAAND! V 3 Comments
179 Yo mamas so fat when she went to KFC to order they asked her what size bucket she wanted she said "the one on the roof".

LOL my god I guess shes eating cardboard

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180 Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump used her as the border wall

Lol! But, this one's kind of unfair.

That is a funny yo mama joke I read


What the crap 💩 that was mean just cruel.

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1. Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says to be continued.
2. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
1. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
2. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
3. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
1. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
2. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
3. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.

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