Top Ten Funniest and Most Embarrassing Typos Ever Made

PositronWildhawk All of these are genuine mistakes that have embarrassingly slipped under the publisher's noses. How bad.
Warning: Most of these are rude. Very rude.

The Top Ten

1 In the first Bible printed in English: Thou shalt commit adultery (leaving out "not")

Who noticed it first? Men! Definitely men. But only the honest ones who swear by the bible. Their excuse? "I was just being a good Christian, babe! " - Britgirl

Oops... Who wrote that Bible? Do you know how many people would be sinning without knowing they were? - ethanmeinster

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2 The University of Texas once published a commencement listing for graduates of the "Lyndon Baines Johnson School Of Pubic Affairs"

Where can I sign up? - CityGuru

3 On shopping receipt: "Penis Butter Snickers: $0.99"

Ha! Great list, PositronWildHawk! Penis butter snickers? Woo wee!

To the other person, you should be saying wee wee instead of woo wee

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4 Sign: "Shoplifters shall be prostituted"

Haha! Made to pay off their debt. Who says crime doesn't pay?
Love this list, PositronWildhawk! - Britgirl

5 In Newspaper: "PM in bed with co-ed" (cold)

Wonder when the co-ed noticed. I can only imagine his/her response. - PositronWildhawk

6 In News Report: "Firefighters to deal with not just the fire with people in the middle of the road ejaculating"

I should really get this out of my head. But I can't! Laugh out loud! - PositronWildhawk

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7 In children's soft play area: "15:00-18:00 for pubic access"

Parents would definitely bring their kids to that! (no, they would drop dead)

8 Children's Sports Day Report: "Congratulations to our homerun Hitler!"

That's so terrible it's actually funny.. - Pony

9 Sports report: "Bismarck scored three unanswered girls in the third period" V 1 Comment
10 Road Sign: "Stop! Heavy erection is going on!"

I would slam on those brakes so hard...1 million Instagram followers, here I come - CityGuru

Nearly choked on my tea reading this. This is so funny! :D It's definitely one way to stop traffic! Haha!
Just one question: why is this at #10?! - Britgirl

I hate when I put these up and no one reads them, its really awkword.

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The Contenders

11 On child's drawing: "Greetings, I am Buzz Lightyear. I cum in pies."

This makes me wonder what Buzz lightyear does in his spare time

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12 In child's version of Snow White: "Snow White was the fartiest of them all"

She farted at the table, she farted at night, she farted in the morning, she farted afternoon, and most of all, all the time. She even farted in the kitchen while making dinner... - funnyuser

13 In book: "I bet this building goes from the twelfth to the fourteen floor.,"

I read this book. Believe it or not, I found the typo. - istooduptoabully

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14 News Report: "Large Hardon Collider Breaks Energy Record"

Not hadron. Hardon.
Imagine if this mistake was made all the time. All hardons succumb to the strong nuclear force. - PositronWildhawk

15 Necklace charm: "whit love"
16 In Chemistry Textbook: "To form a polyphenyl molecule, the monomer must count the penile functional group"

My friend had this textbook for school. So hilarious! - PositronWildhawk

17 On website: "Good wuck!"
18 U.S. Version of Total Drama Island: "How does it feel to so much?"

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19 Poopcorn instead of popcorn
20 At awards show: "And the award for best album goes to Kayne West!"
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Top Remixes

1. On child's drawing: "Greetings, I am Buzz Lightyear. I cum in pies."
2. Children's Sports Day Report: "Congratulations to our homerun Hitler!"
3. On shopping receipt: "Penis Butter Snickers: $0.99"
RalphBob
1. In Newspaper: "PM in bed with co-ed" (cold)
2. The University of Texas once published a commencement listing for graduates of the "Lyndon Baines Johnson School Of Pubic Affairs"
3. Sign: "Shoplifters shall be prostituted"
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1. In the first Bible printed in English: Thou shalt commit adultery (leaving out "not")
2. The University of Texas once published a commencement listing for graduates of the "Lyndon Baines Johnson School Of Pubic Affairs"
3. In Newspaper: "PM in bed with co-ed" (cold)
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