Top Ten Funny But Unlikely Things for Kim Jong-Un to Say In a National Speech

Let's face it, Kim Jong-un is a crazy guy, but him going this far is what we can only picture.

The Top Ten

1 Honey, did you want to cook the Chinese tonight?

Laugh out loud This is based on that meme!

Actually I can imagine him saying this with a straight face...
Excellent list Pos! Haha! - Britgirl

2 Oppan Pyongyang Style!

Hey isn't he of the same build as PSY. He is fit for the job of North Korean Ganghnam Style ( or Pyongyang Style! ). He is also the supreme leader. Imagine the video getting viral all over YouTube and video sites with him dancing on one of his songs!
Superb list, Pos.! - Kiteretsunu

Haha I guess both Koreas are tired of these jokes. Funny list Positron! - keyson

Oh loololololo

Hey, South Korea!
Oh oh oh
Oppan Pyongyang style

3 Now, you must all think I'm completely M.A.D. by now...
4 Well, the rocket's working fine, but does anyone know where they left the instruction manual?

"So, what does this button do, then? " - PositronWildhawk


5 Let's just say I'm getting that plastic surgery done to save money on statues.

This is a good idea. Too bad his Dad never thought of it. - PositronWildhawk

6 I'm an Army Girl, and quite an Ugly Girl...

So funny! Pos A army girl that is ugly laugh out loud and number 1 too He gonna cook honey with a Chinese food so yummy Funny Positron Love you - Empire

This is the best one! Haha!

7 I've always thought that my Granddaddy looked like Eric Pickles...

I think so too. Scary for both of us, right, Kim? - PositronWildhawk

8 Calling me fat is a cliché. My BMI is the same as my IQ.

Haha! Nice way to use your overweight BMI! - Kiteretsunu

Haha! I can imagine him saying it! - DogsUnleashed

Fat boy! - kontrahinsunu

9 And, on that bombshell...
10 YOLO!

Speak for yourself, Kim. - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 Allahu Ackbar!


12 How does a fat man become a head of state? He sits on the old one!
13 I'm so ronery!
14 I love Katy Perry
15 Oppa Gangnam Style!
16 I'm Batman

Yes he is - TwilightKitsune

17 Is this the Krusty Krab?

No, this is some crazy North Korean dictator - 445956

18 Baby baby baby ohh
19 So I'm hungry, and I'm hungry again. Oh. I'm hungry again.
20 It Needs To Be About 20% Cooler!
21 I like xanny
22 I pooped in my pants
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