Top Ten Funniest Door Signs
The Top Ten
1 Pull. You can have things your way and push if you want, but this door is pretty stubborn.
I love this. Quirky, funny and genius.
As is this list, my friend!
2 Anyone caught exiting through this door will be asked to leave.
That's fine, then. I'll just be off. See ya!
3 This is the back door. The front door is round the back.
4 Push. If that doesn't work, pull. If that doesn't work, we are closed.
Unless there are two people on either side pushing or pulling with equal force.
5 Caution. This automatic door opens outwards. Please do not stand in front of it.
"I'm gonna stand in front of it because getting hurt is fun!
6 Please do not block these doors unless we say "Oh, Alright, then, just this once."
7 If you're not a paying customer, don't bother us for a key! No speak English!
8 Please ensure elevator is there before stepping in.
What's the useful thing that'll tell you when the lift gets in?
Shaft!
Damn right...
9 If door does not open, do not open.
10 Doorbell broken. Please knock or shout "ding dong".
Hilarious! I really loved this clean list, esp. the first and last... Nice and brilliant, PWhawk!
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