Unlikely Excuses Men Might Give to Get Out of HouseworkBritgirl
The Top Ten
I can believe this. My father stands, yawning and scratching his backside while he divides the chores between my mother and me. - Britgirl
Classic signs of "I can't even be bothered to think of an excuse! " - Britgirl
I'm sure that any relationship that a girl will have with this man will be short-lived. - PositronWildhawk
That's what they'd LIKE to say... - Britgirl
They'd expect you to believe them too! - Britgirl
Haha I bet this list was based on your dad! - keyson
This is the funniest one on here! Great list! - funnyuser
"OK, oh husband of mine. I keep forgetting our iron is strictly for right-handed men. I'm such a silly wife..." - Britgirl
I can only picture the several things that this could mean. - PositronWildhawk
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2. The kitchen's your duty, girl!
3. I need to rethink my life first.
2. Can't darlin'. I'm ...er...I'm, er...yeah...
3. Can't possibly today, my sweet - I'm watching porn.