Unlikely Excuses Men Might Give to Get Out of Housework

Britgirl

The Top Ten

1 Can't love, I'm having a scratch

I can believe this. My father stands, yawning and scratching his backside while he divides the chores between my mother and me. - Britgirl

2 Can't darlin'. I'm ...er...I'm, er...yeah...

Classic signs of "I can't even be bothered to think of an excuse! " - Britgirl

3 Can't possibly today, my sweet - I'm watching porn.

I'm sure that any relationship that a girl will have with this man will be short-lived. - PositronWildhawk

V 1 Comment
4 Sorry, babe, can't you see I'm dead?

They'd expect you to believe them too! - Britgirl

5 So sorry, sweetheart. I'm taking your mother out.

Haha I bet this list was based on your dad! - keyson

6 I would if I could, babe, but I've got a doc's appointment. Men's things - you know how it is....
7 I ain't well, darling. Get the dog to do it.

This is the funniest one on here! Great list! - funnyuser

8 You know I'd do the ironing but I'm left-handed...sorry.

"OK, oh husband of mine. I keep forgetting our iron is strictly for right-handed men. I'm such a silly wife..." - Britgirl

9 Oh, soz...can't. Me piles are playing up. Gotta rush...

I can only picture the several things that this could mean. - PositronWildhawk

10 Yeah...later...I'm making a TopTens List.

The Contenders

11 What did your last servant die of?
12 The kitchen's your duty, girl!
13 I need to rethink my life first.
14 I didn't get what you said, as I've never understood women.
15 I'm still thinking up this new excuse.
16 I can't focus. I have head leeches.
17 12 Years a Slave... Since I met you
18 I'm allergic to linen, sorry.
19 Alas, I may be dead tomorrow.
20 Right now? But... The match!
BAdd New Item
7129

Recommended Lists

Related Lists

Top Ten Excuses People Give to You Top 10 Dumb Excuses Your Parents Give You When You Catch Them Having Sex Top 10 Sexiest Men In the World Top Ten Hottest Men Hottest Asian Men

List StatsUpdated 23 Sep 2017

21 listings
3 years, 124 days old

Top Remixes

1. What did your last servant die of?
2. The kitchen's your duty, girl!
3. I need to rethink my life first.
PositronWildhawk
1. Can't love, I'm having a scratch
2. Can't darlin'. I'm ...er...I'm, er...yeah...
3. Can't possibly today, my sweet - I'm watching porn.
Britgirl

WRemix

Posts

Add Post

Error Reporting

See a factual error in these listings? Report it here.
P