Top Ten Ways to Annoy Short PeoplePositronWildhawk This list was my collaboration with CityGuru, who deserves as much credit as I do.
The Top Ten
I did this to someone I knew who was 5'0". And I'm 6'4". He wasn't, how shall I put it, happy. - PositronWildhawk
I'm 5'0 laugh out loud It wouldn't bother me I would laugh you you should have told him it is not his fault your short.
I would punch someone... if I could reach... - gemcloben
But you're directly eye-to-eye with their crotches. You can hit their weak points pretty easily. - PositronWildhawk
I had a classmate in first grade who really disliked me and called me names. I should do this when I see him, because I'm two feet taller than him, at the very least. - DogsUnleashed1 Comment
Elric would be VERY dissatisfied with this list. - TheDarkOne_221b
I couldn't help having a little giggle. No offense shorter people. - funnyuser
I am very proud. My first collaboration with PositronWildhawk. - CityGuru
My dad still gets me kids clothes and they fit! Thanks for reminding me dad - happyhappyjoyjoy
My 6 year old neighbor asked me to hang up something about 8 Ft up, and he's like 3ft and I'm 5'1 or 5'0ð - kaitlynrad11
I think this would be funnier to say to a tall person. - PianoQueen
I agree with pianoqueen
I would punch you in the face if you said that (if I could reach) - PizzaGuy
No say this "How's the weather down there? "3 Comments
There is a home video of me as a toddler where my mom was dangling a piece of lo men noodle above me at a restaurant in Philadelphia's Chinatown.
I AM HUMAN NOT A PUPPY!
I remember when I was 4 years old and someone who was something like 5 years older did it to me. He may still be taller than me today, but it's unlikely, and I would certainly love to do the same thing again. - PositronWildhawk
A boy did that to me and it was funny I was like laugh out loud now that is what I call funny.
Some white kid tried being racist and dangled a chicken nugget over me during kindergarten. - AlphaQ
That'll be fun. The good thing about weighing 83 lb is that no one struggle when they give me a piggyback ride. - AlphaQ
I'm quite short, and I am quite fast. Well, I used to be (I still am. Just not as fast as I used to be.) My endurance was much better than it is now. I need exercise. - LordDovahkiin
Well I am pretty fast and energetic so I won't feel tired. - AlphaQ
Ha ha ha! Too funny! LOL! Man, City guru's underrated! - Animefan12
This is the best one here. Haha! And didn't knew that collaborations are done at TheTopTens. This is the first time I'm seeing one. I wish I could try one too!
Great list Positron and CG! - Kiteretsunu
This is actually really funny lmfao ð
This is disgusting
Do this to every one your height as well. It's a sign of friendship. We are willing to put our trust in you to support our arms. Isn't that cool to think about? - MasterBeef
How about just treat them like a normal person cause that's exactly what we are. That's right we. I am a dwarf who is losing all faith in one day living an average life without multiple people treating me like I'm a piece of furniture (armrest) or that I am any less than them because I stand two feet shorter than the average person. Get a clue people, and sure you may say "it's just a joke" but just think about how many times this happens to us on a daily basis. MY LIFE IS NOT A JOKE FOR YOU. Learn some respect.
I agree, this pisses me off when people do it to me. Please, don't do this to us short people. It starts hurting with you boney armed people.
Everyone is taller then me and I hate it when people do this. - letdot528 Comments
And that's the point in time when shorty decides to kick you in the shins. - PositronWildhawk
Poisitron, I would kick them in the balls - LordDovahkiin
Oh BoY that's WiCkEd FuNnY mY dUdE
Halol got mei n teers
How bout a rat?
This one is hilarious! Must be higher in this list. - Animefan12
This is annoying. People can't get it through their heads that we are over-sized HUMANOID mice, not basic over-sized mice. Gawd. (Note obvious sarcasm)
I'm short but this is one cool lost. - AlphaQ2 Comments
Some tall guy he can lift twice his own weight he weighs 265 pounds did this to my dad I laugh so hard he told my dad sorry to embarrass you in front of your kid little buddy I told my mom she couldn't stop laughing I felt bad for my dad kinda or should I call him little buddy I told my friends they were like your dad is weak but I know my dad isn't weak though but it is to funny when I seen the guy lifting my dad like a weight and calling him little buddy laugh out loud thumbs up if a random guy has ever picked up your dad.
This tall boy picked me up and said can you see little buddy and he tickled me I laughed so hard laugh out loud I love when tall people joke with me their just fun but yeah he gives me piggy back rides all the time which is fun.
I'm the one that posted those other to comments on this item and I was just joking those things didn't really happen. Me and my dad are tall enough to do that to both of those little guys but we are nice so we wouldn't do that.
That guy tried to be rude and do this to my dad and said he would do this and walked up talking rude to my dad but my dad lifted him up and did this and told him off.5 Comments
It would looked good on them!
Call them santa's little helper
This really annoys me. Like, do you really expect me to reveal my secret identity as a tiny ninja just to get you something? No!
I'm gonna do this to my friend..she probably won't get it until I explain it to her..ð - mpgami
I'm Trippy. I'm the dwarf who's always high. Lol. - AlphaQ
Did this to my little brother and he felt short!
WORKS SO WELL
Best way to annoy people in fact I did it on my crush now she's 9 months pregnant and we've been maried for 69 years
Looks like golden rain âï¸ baby ð¶ mama
When tall or even average sized people stand next to a short person, it makes the short person feel even shorter.
Huh? I don't get it. Can someone please explain this? - Animefan12
YES! I've been dying to find something mean as revenge to this really short brat!
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This is my friend's permanent nickname
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List StatsCreated 28 May 2014
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2. Buy them things (chairs, tables, etc.) which are designed for kids
3. Say "Can you reach that for me?"