Top Ten Ways to Annoy Short People
I had a classmate in first grade who really disliked me and called me names. I should do this when I see him, because I'm two feet taller than him, at the very least.
I've been doing this while I was talking to my short friends for years already, until recently my sister pointed it out and said that the gesture was used for mocking short people
I did this to someone I knew who was 5'0". And I'm 6'4". He wasn't, how shall I put it, happy.
Gee, I'm laughing at this so hard and I'm short myself!
I couldn't help having a little giggle. No offense shorter people.
My dad still gets me kids clothes and they fit! Thanks for reminding me dad
Elric would be VERY dissatisfied with this list.
I think this would be funnier to say to a tall person.
This is hilarious. Short people would be angry
No say this "How's the weather down there? "
It's cruel to say in short people.
I remember when I was 4 years old and someone who was something like 5 years older did it to me. He may still be taller than me today, but it's unlikely, and I would certainly love to do the same thing again.
Some white kid tried being racist and dangled a chicken nugget over me during kindergarten.
There is a home video of me as a toddler where my mom was dangling a piece of lo men noodle above me at a restaurant in Philadelphia's Chinatown.
I AM HUMAN NOT A PUPPY!
That'll be fun. The good thing about weighing 83 lb is that no one struggle when they give me a piggyback ride.
This is the best one here. Haha! And didn't knew that collaborations are done at TheTopTens. This is the first time I'm seeing one. I wish I could try one too!
Great list Positron and CG!
Haha! Love this pos and CG! I end up jogging beside tall people who walk with long strides. I take five steps to every two of theirs! It's a good job I'm fit!
I'm quite short, and I am quite fast. Well, I used to be (I still am. Just not as fast as I used to be.) My endurance was much better than it is now. I need exercise.
Well I am pretty fast and energetic so I won't feel tired.
How about just treat them like a normal person cause that's exactly what we are. That's right we. I am a dwarf who is losing all faith in one day living an average life without multiple people treating me like I'm a piece of furniture (armrest) or that I am any less than them because I stand two feet shorter than the average person. Get a clue people, and sure you may say "it's just a joke" but just think about how many times this happens to us on a daily basis. MY LIFE IS NOT A JOKE FOR YOU. Learn some respect.
Do this to every one your height as well. It's a sign of friendship. We are willing to put our trust in you to support our arms. Isn't that cool to think about?
I agree, this pisses me off when people do it to me. Please, don't do this to us short people. It starts hurting with you boney armed people.
Everyone is taller then me and I hate it when people do this.
This is disgusting
I absolutely hate it when those giants in my class who are nearly 1.5X my height do this to me.
And that's the point in time when shorty decides to kick you in the shins.
This is annoying. People can't get it through their heads that we are over-sized HUMANOID mice, not basic over-sized mice. Gawd. (Note obvious sarcasm)
This one is hilarious! Must be higher in this list.
I'm short but this is one cool lost.
Haha this one is funny
I'm the one that posted those other to comments on this item and I was just joking those things didn't really happen. Me and my dad are tall enough to do that to both of those little guys but we are nice so we wouldn't do that.
That guy tried to be rude and do this to my dad and said he would do this and walked up talking rude to my dad but my dad lifted him up and did this and told him off.
Again I posted all of these comments and was just joking this stuff didn't happen my dad is tall and so am I.
Once again those comments I made are fake cause if they really did that stuff my dad would lift them and whup them.
It would looked good on them!
I like assaulting people named Lucas.
I like assaulting short people.
This really annoys me. Like, do you really expect me to reveal my secret identity as a tiny ninja just to get you something? No!
Did this to my little brother and he felt short!
When tall or even average sized people stand next to a short person, it makes the short person feel even shorter.
Huh? I don't get it. Can someone please explain this?